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angelgazing

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

Feb 16, 2011 23:26

Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? ( Read more... )

hawaii five-oh no!, cliches are cliche for a reason, memes

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Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified grimcognito February 21 2011, 00:39:17 UTC

Of course Gracie would have the right answers! She's a masterind of princess plots!

This is a super cute story! Now we just need knight-in-shining-armor Danny to fight an island dragon. *nods*

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified chaoticallyclev February 21 2011, 04:54:27 UTC

thank you! Ha, I really don't know why all adults don't just immediately find a little kid and ask them what to do in these scenarios. seems like the obvious answer. :D

Oh my gosh, can you imagine the griping? "It's 100 degrees out, and what am I doing? Climbing up a fucking mountain side in chainmail, to face down a fire breathing dragon, when all the normal people, who don't have crazy partners causing hell wherever they go --seriously, he had to wake a fucking dragon up, didn't he? who even does that? How did he even find the goddamned thing in the first place?-- all those normal people are inside, where it's air conditioned. I'm going to fight a dragon since my idiot partner decided to go get himself kidnapped."

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified grimcognito February 21 2011, 07:36:21 UTC

Even better, he would just nag the dragon to death: "How the hell have you even been living on this island? Where did you hide, inside of the volcano? You couldn't just stay in whatever cave you were born in, oh no. You had to fly your giant scaly ass all the way the fuck out here to this tiny little island and snatch yourself a SEAL. You know what? You deserve to get shot in the eye, and don't you growl at me. I have an ex-wife and believe you me, few things will scare a man after a divorce like I've had. Now drop him, put your claws, wings and tail where I can see them, and listen up. You got the right to remain silent..." I can totally see him reading a dragon its miranda rights!

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified chaoticallyclev March 2 2011, 02:45:19 UTC

Okay, what's sad is that I KEEP ATTEMPTING TO DRAW THIS, and I have apparently forgotten how to draw...anything. which is weird. Not that I ever knew how to draw whole people, but still. :( I am about five seconds away from attempting to bully someone else into doing it. ....someone else probably being aredblush :D?

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified grimcognito March 2 2011, 02:59:16 UTC

I would love to see a picture of this! If you don't mind, I've been thinking of writing this as an actual (if cracktastic) story. I'd give a link to yours as the inspiration. :D

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified chaoticallyclev March 2 2011, 03:03:43 UTC

Definitely don't mind. In fact, i very much approve! (ha, I may have accidentally started fairy godmother!governor fic. which--hasn't decided what exactly it's doing, but already has two distinct possibilities. So, I'm already up to my ears in crack).

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified grimcognito March 2 2011, 03:16:22 UTC

I'm new to the crack, but it's just too tempting to ignore, Dargons, Pretty-Princess-Steve and Disgruntled-Knight-in-Shining-Kevlar-Danny! :D

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified chaoticallyclev March 2 2011, 03:52:55 UTC

I...feel like I'm new to crack? Possibly. Either that or I am embracing it more fully. because crack is fun, yo ( ... )

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified grimcognito March 2 2011, 04:05:43 UTC

Well, now I'm just going to have to write it now won't I? Poor disgruntled Danny who keeps getting caught in these situations. (He might happen to adopt a cute little Princess Grace, since she had more sense than the others and she's only eight. He couldn't just leave her.)

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified chaoticallyclev March 2 2011, 04:09:48 UTC

Psh, of course. And see, she gets to be his favorite princess ever, as he often says, and Steve maybe gets a little jealous at that and has to remind himself that he is not actually a princess and he needs to stop that.

YES, WIRTE IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! :D :D :D

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified grimcognito March 2 2011, 04:32:50 UTC

Steve wants to be the prettiest Princess in Danno's Kingdom. But he will suffer in silence because he loves Gracie too! (and that reminds me of the crossdressing fic I was thinking about...)

Talking to you is either very good or very bad for me. ;D

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified chaoticallyclev March 2 2011, 05:44:27 UTC

Danny would totally bust a rib laughing if Steve pulled on one of those gowns. Especially because he's like, giant sized, and giant sized dresses are not easy to come by, so he probaly had to have it made for him. And, of coures, Steve stiffly informs him that he made it himself, obviously. He knows his way around with a needle in thread. This does nothing to help Danny's laughter or his conviction to call Steve "Princess" at every possible opportunity.

Let's go with: very awesome.

All this talk of pretty pretty princesses reminded me of a boardgame we used to have when i was little. turns out, it exists. I don't remember the rules, because I'm pretty sure that when we played, we just tried to fit as much jewelry on as possible. This is somewhat like how playing twister always turned into playing bog monster with tha mat...

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified grimcognito March 2 2011, 05:59:34 UTC

Oh, but then Steve would be sad that Danny laughed and Danny would have to convince him that he really is very pretty. :D

I think I might have played that game many a year ago.

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified somehowunbroken March 2 2011, 04:05:55 UTC

And pretty much it's just the first episode with dragons after that.
This is possibly the best sentence in the history of sentences. :D

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified chaoticallyclev March 2 2011, 04:08:01 UTC

why thank you. :D

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