My bestie and I spend many a night perpetually talking on BBM and she is always reading fan fic, tonight it is Sam/Jack from stargate SG-1. So I randomly state; "I love my hands" Hey I said I was random!
So then the conersation goes in this direction;
Myself: I love my hands.
Katie: Probably the oddest timed message, ever!
Myself: Sorry
Katie: *dying with laughter* wow
Myself: I just randomly noticed how awesome they are. (Like I said random, and perhaps a little weird?) *giggles ass off*
Katie: Glad you like your hands *goes to the other side of room and laughs her ass off*
Myself: Why you movin' away from me?
Katie: Me + Sam/Jack sex + plus your tweet (sic) at just the right (wrong?) moment = Katie can't quit laughing
Myself: I am not, I repeat NOT, giving Jack a handjob
Katie: LOL
Myself: Don't matter what you say these hands are not being used on other persons
Katie: ROFLH (I don't know what that 'H' is for either)
Myself: And his name ain't Jack, I may be blonde (Sam is a blonde, female astrophysicist) I do not boink Jack. I do not know Jack about Jack!
Katie: Not exactly where my brain went, but yeah, I got it. LOL
Myself: Ok so what, you thought threeway?
Katie: More like one-way. Baaaaad timing on my part on reading your message
Myself: Oh really!
Katie: It was honestly a case of bad timing. Jack crawled in the tent and Sam had been needing him all day ... it was just bad timing. LOL
Myself: Do you often think on this Madam? Silence may be taken as admission.
Katie: No. And never about you.Was just a case of knowing how Sam felt and then you saying you led your hands and WHAM!
Myself: LOL. Poor Katie just opsed and perved her friend inadvertently.
Katie: I know! And sadly I am cracking up about it. Forget embarrassment! I'm dying laughing!
Myself: Because you're a sick, twisted individual
Katie: You wouldn't have me any other way
Myself: I'm not even embarrassed (I really am not) I do want to tweet it though (Ok blog but WTFEver.)
So there you are, why my hug bug of a friend is more my sister and the conversations I get into between 12am and 6am (wow I had Jack Bauer read that in my head!!!!)