I saw the episode of South Park where Barbara Streisand attacks. My life is now complete.

No, not really. I have to get published first.

Xanga is being poopy. What else is LJ for?

Today was somewhat entertaining. Masha, Nick, Jen S, and I went to see Without a Paddle. Very funny. Then we trudged through the icky mud to trespass to get to Walmart ( Read more... )

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I want to remember the way this feels.

So I know never to make myself feel this horrible ever again.

That is all you need to know.

Oh. My. God. Someone kill me now. My brother is attempting to sing the national anthem. He is honestly a worse singer than William Hung. And you thought that wasn't possible.

My parents are in California, so my brother thinks that means he doesn't have to behave. This is an absolute nightmare!

I think I am going to go end up in an advil-induced ( Read more... )

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Llamas make me smile
Emo boys make my knees wobble.
I have a webcam
I have touched a wall that said 'Wet paint'
I have been called a moron before
The Rocky Horror Picture Show is an amazing movie.
Tranvestites are cool.
Most of my friends hate Bush…
But I have no opinion on him. Poloticis bore me.
I scream if people don't listen to me
I can speak ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I'm really pissed off now. Unbelievably so.

I went to work on my fantasy story that is, I don't know, MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE AND THE ONLY FUCKING HOPE I HAVE LEFT, and I discover to my horror, that all the stuff I typed since saving it to the disk has VANISHED. That means I have to go back and do it all over. And I made improvements to all ( Read more... )

I took this quiz that said I am 22% emo. It also said that I am not a goth and most likely a metal-head or into boy bands.
Haha, this is very funny. I didn't know I had any emo in me at all!

And for the record, I am SO not into boy bands. Okay, all right, I was in like, 6th grade. But that was almost 5 years ago. I have certainly developed a much ( Read more... )

The asshole is online. I think I am going to go have some fun.

Damn, he signed off.

So I am feeling somewhat better today. I binged horribly yesterday, I didn't even realize I was in such a bad mood. So I don't even know why I feel better today because the whole self-medicating thing never works for me, especially not when I overeat.

I've been ( Read more... )

I just made the amazing discovery that you can indeed change your livejournal name. I was getting sick of angelicdevil666 so now I have returned to my elvish name. Woot.

That is one of the things that pisses me off about xanga. You can't change your username, so I am stuck with Tracey_Greenleaf. Which Lauren Moose thinks refers to marijuana as she ( Read more... )