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[angelicrequiem]

Why am I teaching the shadow-kid to flirt?

I've created a monster.

... MOMO better not kill me for this.

And goddamnit, Zelos, don't go putting those kinds of ideas into the kid's head, you hear me?!

Comments

[pechepeachgirl]

Kill you for it? ...Wait, you're teaching who to flirt now?

[angelicrequiem]

Uh ... the, uh ... shadow-kid ... y'know ... Sora.

[pechepeachgirl]

Oh, right, Sora! He's a little young for that, don't you think? And didn't this go badly the last time you tried to teach people how to flirt?

[angelicrequiem]

Well, yeah, I guess, but it's better he learn to treat the ladies with respect than listen to that Zelos guy and start trying to grope random girls here, y'know?

Hey! I'll have you know that they provided endless hours of laughter and entertainment ... even if they didn't quite get it right ...

[zelostheangel]

You're going to teach him how to flirt? -_- Oh boy...

I know! I should try to teach him~!

[angelicrequiem]

Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that?

Stay the hell away from him.

[zelostheangel]

I do, actually. Something tells me you haven't done much flirting~ What he needs is an expert like myself~ I can teach him my 101 tricks to get a girl :) What can you do, hunny~?

Nah~ I don't think I will~♥

[angelicrequiem]

I can teach him to get the girl of his dreams and get her to not kick him away because he's a womanizing ass. I'm sorry, what was it you can do?

You'll stay away from him, or I'll make you stay away from him.

[argent_teardrop]

...Why are you teaching Sora how to flirt?

[angelicrequiem]

To avoid any more instances like the one where he got a toaster thrown at his head 'cause he looked up some girl's skirt?

[darknessofsora]

...

Toaster first, then looky-look, then kicky-owie!

[angelicrequiem]

*sighs* It's still a bad reaction, no matter how you look at it, kid.