Today was interesting. I am so excited for the break that Ojai will allow me. I need to find an outlet for my stress because it's giving me massive stomaches. I should dance in the car with hayley more often.
[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
I felt like posting that randomly, somewhere. He has a wealth of other great ones too.
Like this: "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
I miss you so much. You look beautiful with your little blue bow and your 2 lovely strands of blonde hair. And your eyes reflect like ocean's. Your beautiful pink lips contrast so sexily with your fern green skin and i...
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- Mike Tyson
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Like this: "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
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