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So I went to the store this morning around my corner. I LOVE the guy that works there. He is this older puerto rican dude with beautiful eyes. Anyway-while I was leaving today his brother tugs on my jacket and I turn around and laugh...while thinking "what the ass are you doing?" then he does it again, so I turn around and say "you like my jacket ( Read more... )

NOW. I ANSWER THE PHONE AT MY JOB. SOMETIMES PEOPLE ASK FOR OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE IN MY OFFICE AND THOSE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE CALL. THIS MORNING THIS BITCH CALLS AND ASK FOR MAGGIE. MAGGIE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO HER. SO SHE THEN ASKED FOR MARYROSE. I PUT HER ON HOLD, ASKED MARYROSE IF SHE WANTED TO TALK TO HER, AND SHE ALSO DIDN'T WANT TO ( Read more... )

I had a pretty good weekend. Friday night we (Stephen, Hotstuff, Joel, Bryan, Rats, Nick and Me) went to the Phantoms game. We won!! Joel and Bryan tried to get numbers the whole game, they like the darker juice and its hard to find that at a hockey game! There were mullets everywhere, even on little kids. Herbert the pervert was there, licking his ( Read more... )

A heavyweight couple caused a pub ceiling to collapse by frolicking together in a shower ( Read more... )

1-Last movie you watched: Last Holiday ( Read more... )

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE ( Read more... )

I hate sinuses. My nose, ears and throat are itchy, clogged up and my head is gonna explode soon. They've been bothering me since Thursday night. Anyhoot-Friday night I got to hang out with Dan-the man. We watched The Fugitive-which I use to like, but now that I watched it again, kind of sucks. Then we watched Red Eye, which was pretty sucky too. ( Read more... )

I had the best time last night. I met up with hotstuff Alicia around 5:30 and then we went up to South Street and met Ritchie, who was looking damn hot waiting for us GQ style on the corner. We checked out a few stores, while we waited on Beana. We were looking in the window of this jewerly store-they had like a huge gold chain, or shall I say rope ( Read more... )

So I come to work today and the night chick calls out. So Maryrose turns around and says to Roe and Me "One of you will have to stay-fight it out and let me know."....2 seconds later Maryrose says "Roe didn't drive in, so maybe you should stay"....OKAY I GUESS I'LL FUCKING STAY THEN. I didn't drive in either, infact I never drive in. I walk my fat ( Read more... )