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[angellyc]

I want a baby penguin, but I want it to never grow up and it must dance like Mumble in Happy Feet.

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[bice]

squeeeee!

You could get a fairy penguin, and then it would be as if it never grew up because they never get to be very big anyway... and we could knit sweaters for it! And you could carry it with you and bring it in stores, like the women who have very small dogs.

[angellyc]

This seems like the perfect solution. But we would also have to knit little hats for him. And matching bags to carry him in. He'd be less annoying than a small dog. I'm liking this idea more and more.

[catsfire]

Would please make him a red bow tie? I would love you for ever and ever if you did so!

[angellyc]

Of course! That would be the crowning touch.