I don't see why everyone leaps to the conclusion that just because I'm not hung over, it's my fault that everyone else is. It was only a minor enhancement potion, and I would've drunk as much as everyone else but I wanted to make notes so I could tell Benito how well it worked. I'd bet he'd never considered trying it on alcohol ( Read more... )

OH HELL BUT DO I HATE HORKLUMPS ( Read more... )

Benito is insane. How do I know he is insane? BECAUSE HE’S BENITO. Seriously. The man thinks birdshite is the perfect present for the girl he’s in love with. There is nothing sane about him ( Read more... )

(  It is only the first full day of school, but I already know some things must be accomplished… )