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[angelpiewas]

RIP Mitch Hedberg

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[minimoose]

I say we leave some of our favorite Hedberg quotes to kinda eulogize him, I'll go first: I was at a casino, standing by the door, and a security guard came up to me and said, "you're going to have to move, you're blocking the fire exit", as if there was a fire, i wasn't going to run.

[angelpiewas]

"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable."

[purple_jester]

"I played golf....I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy and that's way more satisfying. Your supposed to yell FORE, but I was too busy mumbling that ain't no way that's gonna hit him."

"P.S.- This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated."

[airborneranger]

"I was going to whiten my teeth, but I said fuck that, I'll get a tan instead."

My friend and I constantly quote him.

[angelpiewas]

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless."

[minimoose]

"I like escalators, because can never break. It can only become stairs....... 'Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience'.

[angelpiewas]

"I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, 'I'm hungry,'.............. so it died."

[punkroxmama2u]

i would have the cutest infestation in the world. i would open my door and Kolah bears would scatter.