There really should be more gangsta black guys in pimpin' purple Neons. In that moment, Ty and I were the coolest, most gangsta people on the road. And that, my friends, is a shame ( Read more... )

Mom and Dad: We just have one question, and it's a pretty reasonable question. Why is the phone in the microwave?

Oh-emm-gee, I should have been screwed-in-the-butt in trouble today, haha.

Tiffany: I want to rip out your eyelashes and play with them.

Nobody on the road, nobody on the beach ( Read more... )

Tiffany is the best person I have ever met. If it was anyone else, it would have been cold and miserable and blah, but it was my Tiffany Lynn Hetzlein, and those farm animals' breasts, and it ended perfectly. We climbed trees and ninja'd our way through sticky situations - we danced to Peanut's musical music, and collected flowers for our emo ( Read more... )

Come on, understanding, visit me for once today,
I'll be grateful, you don't even have to stay.
It must be hard for you to get over to my side of town,
I know there's many people like me to be found.

If you come knockin' at my door and I am not around,
Foolishness came by and we're downtown.Please don't leave, please come on in and make yourself ( Read more... )

Happy National Awkward Moment's Day!

(and the day after St. Patty's is always "Quiet" day!)

You name any three people/characters. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag.

Wouldn't it be great, if no one ever got offended?
Wouldn't it be great to say what's really on your mind?
And I have always said, "All the rules are made for bending,"
And if I let my hair down, would that be such a crime?

I wanna be consequence free,
I wanna be where nothing needs to matter.
I wanna be consequence free.Just sing - Na na na, na ( Read more... )

Lyndsay (HAPPY BIRTHDAY), I thought of you when this happened, creepy online conversations! I'm not discouraging anyone from messing with ( malingerer6! )