I'm so glad that Julia's back. We even had a chance to go out and have some ice cream the other day.

But now I think I need to go check on Brandon. He and his partner haven't been back to Heaven yet and I need to make sure they aren't getting into trouble.

I say, does anyone know where I can have a decent martini made?

Takes place directly after this.

( M&M's, NC-17 )

I HEARD THAT Chris, you know, the little risenling pisser, is really ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGER.

Not only that, but he's also a squirrel!

I got this shot of him:


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*storms around hell*

WHICH ONE OF YOU COCKSUCKERS STOLE MY MAKEUP?? GIVE IT BACK! I WANT IT IMMEDIATELY!

*rubs hands together and smiles evilly*

Too long have those pissy risenlings been dictating things around here. They want their fucking protection treaty, wah wah wah. I say they're all up for grabs. Fuck the 'treaty' it's time to go Risenling hunting.

Happy Birthday, Baby!

*marches into R Chris' room*

I KNOW YOU HAVE MY MAKEUP! GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE PUNK!

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Oh, Nick?