Maybe it's the the Ginger Ale coarseing through my veins, or prehaps its the "Portrait of an American Family" thumping in my ears but...I am so fucking sick of y'all goddamned fucking little jerk-offs that think just becuase they listen to Rush Limbaugh once, or somthing that immeatly think that they are qualified to argue politics with me. You ( Read more... )

Jo-Fork-Kay! I cannot believe its not butter said Fabio! Anyhow...has anyone noticed how listening to the Mortal Kombat theme song inspires one to dance? I mean I don't dace period but fuck I really wanna get up and like take some X, and Techno-Rave untill Sunrise now...

Ho-Kay folks....I am terribly sorry about the title. I dunknow...somthing about having ones eyes forceably ripped out and then being skull fucked to death has always inspired random outbursts of laughter in me. Call me morbid, or disturbed..but ITS FUNNY TO ME ( Read more... )

hmmm....

I think it would be safe to say that I ahve just heard the voice of god.

Jack Kerouac reading his poetry....

Gawd to be a Bohemian, or a member of the beat generation.

Christ I was born 50 years too late...

"Dude! That whole thing last week with the Democrats...seriously not cool" - Republican 01 ( Read more... )

wokladiis: amsterdams red light district ( Read more... )

If you could only have 1 Mob Hit who would you put it out on? Personaly myself I would go Ashlee Simpson or Corey Feldman. But probably more Ashlee Simpson becuase well the only time you HAVE to see Corey Feldman is if you look for him. Pretty soon that fucking Simpson bitch is gunna be everywhere, and i honestly believe she is the anti-christ ( Read more... )

Ever have a dream that you would'a swore wasn't a dream untill you woke up. And then when you woke up you just started to swear because you didnt want to wake up. But then 3min later forget the Dream and for the rest of the day cannot get your mind of the said dream.

Yea Me too,....

Well I'm sorry to say that I watched Kerry's speech last night. Yeah, I know you might be saying to yourself "Chris is a Leftist Fundamentalist! How could Kerry's speech be a bad thing?!" Well heres the thing It was a buncha hot air, just like every other speech. Except for the Rev. Al Sharpton, that one was fucking amazing. "I will do this...and ( Read more... )

TOMORROW my Poochie goes in for surgery...