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You: Thank you for contacting ***** web chat. My name is IHATEPAPER. How may I assist you with your *****.com order today?
lewis: hi im lewis and how are you feeling today
You: I'm great! I hope you are! How may I assist you today?
lewis: im a salesman from office depot and i bet that sprint goes through a lot of paper today! just wanted to say that
You(two minutes later.. after being all "WTF"): Great! Do you have any questions or concerns about ***** products or services that I can assist you with today?
lewis: i will buy a phone from ****** if you buy 24 inch paper great fro printing
You: I do apologize, but we do not offer bartering. If you would like to speak with our corporate center, you can contact them at 1-800-YAYPAPER.
lewis: I will seriously buy a phone it you talk to your manager about buying paper from office depot
lewis: i would really appreciate it
You: Lewis, this is not what this service is for.
lewis: fine i will buy one anyway
You: I will be happy to assist you in selecting a phone and plan today.
lewis: and i will be more than happy to assist you on buying paper today
You: I'm sure when we would like to purchase paper, we will go to our vendors. However, we will contact them, whoever they may be. Would you like to purchase a phone today?
lewis: i can assure you that our paper is cheaper and if you buy a years supply we will buy a hundred service phones
You: I do apologize, but this chat has become unproductive and I will need to disconnect. If you would like further assistance, ***** web chat is available Monday-Friday, 9am until 11pm and Saturday-Sunday, 10am until 8pm.