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by limitedbythesky
angelsnow's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 27% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 10:22:44 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 11:49:31 AM
Alco Money! : $ 183
Guests of Honour
jeannie_g is a spiteful Liberal Christian. jeannie_g drank 2 Vodkas.
apoetneedspain is a graceful Taoist. apoetneedspain decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
sweptawaybayou is a detestable Liberal Christian and a newbie drinker who creates decripit oil paintings of male genetalia before auctioning them off to Famine Relief sweptawaybayou drank 1 Cognac.
gabrielsangel is a crummy Hindu and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. gabrielsangel drank 8 Gins, 5 Irish Creams, 1 Lager.
lady_t_220 is an erratic Agnostic and the worlds worst would-be bar manager. lady_t_220 drank 4 Pernods, 2 Everclears, 5 Bloody Marys, 1 Mint Julep, 2 Vodkas, 3 Everclears, 1 Red Wine.
suztenance is a suicidal Hindu and a fiery pint monster who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled. suztenance drank 8 Bloody Marys.
angelsnow is a fiery Taoist. angelsnow drank 1 Champagne.
jeanelaine is a dispirited Liberal Christian. jeanelaine drank 1 Poteen, 2 Whiskeys.
x__aussie__x is a spiritless Atheist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. x__aussie__x drank 3 Gins, 3 Vodkas.
Sick!
Barfers of the world, unite and take over! I think they already have! There was 4 of them last night!
Lovers
They spent the whole night at the party hidden away in angelsnow's garden shed and it seems as though x__aussie__x and jeannie_g are now going to be a permanent fixture!
The Drunkest
There was once a rotten oik called lady_t_220! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!
Random Events
x__aussie__x and jeannie_g took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night
lady_t_220 and gabrielsangel fought all night after gabrielsangel whipped out a picture
of lady_t_220's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. angelsnow wet themselves amidst the hysteria.
Out of nowhere, lady_t_220 stood up, gave a nazi salute and shouted "My nipples are as arid as the Sahara, baybee!"
Happy New Year!
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*eyebrows lady_t_220*