Happy New Year Y'all...May it not suck as much as last year. Ima go to Jenny's so I do not sit here and contemplate sin.

So what do you do when you really want to do something, but you know.. no.. KNOW..it is most likely the worst idea you have had in the last decade or so.

So yeah. Nothing is on tv. < Lame ass entry. >

So yeah. I had a bunch of things to do after work but I blew them all off. Jake came over. We hung out together for a bit before Doug & Shawn came by. He seems well. Same as usual I suppose. I am getting ready to go to bed. My email is not working again. I sat and listened to two talkers all evening (Jake and Shawn) converse on all kinds of crap ( Read more... )

So whats your opinion? Grannie panties or badger hammocks? What do they call a large group of badgers - My sisters got a whole sack full. Of hammocks - not badgers.

My (someone's, not mine, I am lazy) new year's resolutions ( Read more... )

You know when someone is a good friend when they leave and you look in the mirror and realize that you laughed so hard that your waterproof mascara ran. Michael Lowery, you are one of those people. I would give you the fat off my ass anyday! I was thinking about your idea, and I think the whole piercing/pulley/face lift idea just might work. We ( Read more... )

So my life cannot get any more pathetic. I sat on my behind watching My So Called Life all day today, so anyone that called, sorry. The ringer was off. I had a rough week. I am not sleeping right. I think it may be my new migraine meds. I also was up late on Thursday with friends. Eric is home from Japan for the Holidays and Jen is in from ( Read more... )

I went to my office holiday party tonight at Oak Hill County Club. There is just something about a big fuck off room filled with a ton of attorneys. By the end of the night, the daring attorneys that had been dancing, had left, and all that was left were the IT guy and the copy center guy, who incidentally does not work for Phillips Lytle anymore. ( Read more... )

Can you believe that man. I remember listening to Pantera at HS football games. I of course changed the words of the very aggressive song FUCKING HOSTILE to FUCKING HOT SAUCE. Sad for that cat though. The world needs big old scarey dudes named "Dimebag". In fact I know of a dude named "Nickelbag". Random thought..MICHAEL ** WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? ** ( Read more... )