Chuck Norris reads his own jokes.

[angelswing]

Yes ladies and gentlemen. Youve all heard the Chuck Norris jokes. Well, a few minutes ago, thegodofcows666 sent me this here YTMND of good ol Chuck on the night show...reading his own jokes. XD

http://chuckreadschuck.ytmnd.com/

Comments

[penaltygamer]

"They wanted to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but couldn't, because the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard"

They left out my favorite one...
"It was not the three wisemen that visited Jesus in the manger at his birth, but it was in fact Chuck Norris, who gave him his favorite gift: the gift of beard, which he proudly wore to his dying day. The wisemen, infuriated at how much better his gift to the Lord was, had his name edited out of the Bible. They were all later found dead of roundhouse kick-related injuries."

[thegodofcows666]

Chuck Norris can hold his breath for nine years.

Vin > Chuck!!!

[psythe]

Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

[runaway_shinobi]

omfg. that was so last week. =/

[angelswing]

Thats because you replied like a week later. :D

[runaway_shinobi]

lies. it was only 4 days. :P