Um...I know you prolly have plans for your old comp. Good, solid, useful plans, but might I suggest an even BETTER plan!
Think about it Adam. You get rid of that old piece of shit you call a paper weight. Just, pack in all the cables, the plugs, the misc shit that comes with it, the keyboard, the monitor, speakers, EVERYTHING, and just chuck it. And by chuck it, I mean put in in boxes, firmly packed with styrofoam and packaging peanuts. No Adam, not the edible peanuts. But after you get your old hung a junk in its firmly packed, and sealed box, you just get rid of it...gently. You know what, I'll help you out. I'll swing by, and you can give it to me so I can give it a proper burial. Its what I do, bury the things you are ashamed of.
Its time to move on Adam, and the only way you can help yourself, is to give me your old computer. Like........right now.
I'm serious, gimme your damn computer or I will lazor your house to death...twice.
How about...I punch you in the testicles and we call it even! :D
And yessir, I do have good solid useful plans for my old computer. But hey. Points for trying. What those points are for, I have no idea. But you got some for trying. So if someday, I say to you, "Hey TJ. Do you have any points?" you can be like "at least two, good sir."
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Im totally going with the 19 inch samsung synchmaster I showed you. The white one. Its got like a 4ms response on it. Super leet. :D
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Omfg, dude. Have you seen portal yet? Half Life 2 + Prey = BEST. Check it out here if you havent seen it yet: http://www.eurogamer.net/tv_video.php?playlist_id=681&s=l
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Think about it Adam. You get rid of that old piece of shit you call a paper weight. Just, pack in all the cables, the plugs, the misc shit that comes with it, the keyboard, the monitor, speakers, EVERYTHING, and just chuck it. And by chuck it, I mean put in in boxes, firmly packed with styrofoam and packaging peanuts. No Adam, not the edible peanuts. But after you get your old hung a junk in its firmly packed, and sealed box, you just get rid of it...gently. You know what, I'll help you out. I'll swing by, and you can give it to me so I can give it a proper burial. Its what I do, bury the things you are ashamed of.
Its time to move on Adam, and the only way you can help yourself, is to give me your old computer. Like........right now.
I'm serious, gimme your damn computer or I will lazor your house to death...twice.
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And yessir, I do have good solid useful plans for my old computer. But hey. Points for trying. What those points are for, I have no idea. But you got some for trying. So if someday, I say to you, "Hey TJ. Do you have any points?" you can be like "at least two, good sir."
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