They're Irish names. I don't think really anyone knows them, except me. My mother's name was pronounced 'Eileen', by the way before you mangle it by trying to say it out loud. Yes, when I was actually alive, it was fashionable for men to wear high heels.
They didn't have this kind of birth announcement when I was born. I just took it for the... lulls? [Angel doesn't do internet-speak very well, yet.] It really was funny, seeing it printed out-- until the last part. That part... kind of was accurate. Or, would have been, if-- if they'd lived long enough to try an exorcism.
Oh? Now I want to know what yours was. Just so I can tell you it's not at all accurate, of course.
Well, now I know them, too. Yep, said it in my head, and it sounded nothing like Eileen. How can you say it's Eileen with a freakin' B in it?! Uh. Really? Did you wear said high heels? So help me if you did, I wanna see you in heels now, just to see how well you walked in them. And if you did, then I also want to hear no grumbling when you see me eyeing my next pair.
Well, I wasn't aware they had this kind when I was born either. These ones are mean. I think mine was happy. And simple. I was born, and I weighed this. No exorcisms or.. whatevers. [Siiiiiiiigh] Okay, I'm doing this only to make you feel better.
It's Gaelic, Buffy. It's a foreign language. An old foreign language.
....I... *ahem*...Not, the really high heels of the aristocracy. It was kinda... like copying celebrity fashions, nowadays. It was the fashion, then. It's not the fashion now, and I wouldn't even know where to get men's heels. Thank God. And also, no cameras, so no pictures of me from back then. [Complete lack of sincerity.] No, that's not fair. I had 3 pairs of shoes -- which was generous for the time period, most people could only afford one pair. But you've got a closet full! I'm sorry, two closets, because some of them have mysteriously migrated to my closet.
I... umm... [He's trying so hard not to burst out laughing at her birth announcement. Because seriously? Two Buffys would just be... a very scary thought.] W-wow. Umm... Hey, you're right, these things aren't at all accurate. ...your parents would never thank Satan.
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And... it's a really really good thing these things aren't all accurate, Angel. I guarantee you that mine is ten times worse than yours.
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They didn't have this kind of birth announcement when I was born. I just took it for the... lulls? [Angel doesn't do internet-speak very well, yet.] It really was funny, seeing it printed out-- until the last part. That part... kind of was accurate. Or, would have been, if-- if they'd lived long enough to try an exorcism.
Oh? Now I want to know what yours was. Just so I can tell you it's not at all accurate, of course.
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Well, I wasn't aware they had this kind when I was born either. These ones are mean. I think mine was happy. And simple. I was born, and I weighed this. No exorcisms or.. whatevers. [Siiiiiiiigh] Okay, I'm doing this only to make you feel better.
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....I... *ahem*...Not, the really high heels of the aristocracy. It was kinda... like copying celebrity fashions, nowadays. It was the fashion, then. It's not the fashion now, and I wouldn't even know where to get men's heels. Thank God. And also, no cameras, so no pictures of me from back then. [Complete lack of sincerity.] No, that's not fair. I had 3 pairs of shoes -- which was generous for the time period, most people could only afford one pair. But you've got a closet full! I'm sorry, two closets, because some of them have mysteriously migrated to my closet.
I... umm... [He's trying so hard not to burst out laughing at her birth announcement. Because seriously? Two Buffys would just be... a very scary thought.] W-wow. Umm... Hey, you're right, these things aren't at all accurate. ...your parents would never thank Satan.
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