01 // . . . What is this. [VIDEO]

[angerpoint]

[The screen flickers on to display Kanji, glaring fixedly at the screen.  He's clearly not holding the pokegear steady.]Okay, what is this shit?!  One minute, I'm home, waitin' for Ma to call me down to dinner, the next, some random chick's handing me stuff an' shoving me out the door!  Where the hell am I?!  That was not my Ma.  I don't care what

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[drugsbeleid]

You're in a shithole called Johto. Apparently we're all supposed to go on a pokémon journey.

What kinda pokémon is that? Looks like a tiny Pikachu.

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[angerpoint]

. . . They actually intend to make us? . . . Who's they?

[Kanji frowns at Marilyn and then nods.]

I think that's what she is. Like, a baby Pikachu.

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[drugsbeleid]

No idea. Whoever they are, they haven't shown their faces.

... Guess so. Probably evolves into Pikachu later.

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[angerpoint]

Well, that's freakin' annoying.

I always thought Pikachu was the little one.

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[madeit4ritsuka]

Aww, Marilyn is a cute name!

Where'd Sheep-san go, though?

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[angerpoint]

[Unfamiliar girl talking to him. BlushSpazPanic]

I-it just seemed to fit, that's all!

. . . Sheep-san?

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[madeit4ritsuka]

[Hahah aww, Kanji.]

Yeah, Sheep-san! Your puffy yellow sheep!

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[angerpoint]

[Kanji is, and always will be, terrible with girls.]

I don't remember no sheep... Unless you're talking about that one I was makin' for the kid down the street...

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[skullbashing]

... Sounds to me like you got a fucking concussion.

[sob I hope you don't mind superlatetag here--]

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[angerpoint]

. . . What gives you that idea?

[I never mind~]

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[skullbashing]

I dunno, you tell me, Mama's Boy.

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