Fic: Boys Will Be Boys
Title: Boys Will Be Boys (Parent-Partners and Teenage Tauntrums Part VIIII)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: All the characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto
Summary: Sasori and Kisame learns the new plans and Pain is angry
A/N: I still hate the title of the series, but I really can't think of anything good. Suggestions are most welcome.
There was a loud bang followed by a rumbling noise sounding very much like a wall falling apart. Kisame sighed and glanced at Sasori, who was doing a great job pretending he hadn’t heard anything.
“Sounds like they’re at it again.”
Sasori shrugged.
“Just as good. With a little luck Uchiha might kill him for me.”
Kisame rolled his eyes.
“When are you going to stop that? You don’t want him killed.”
“Hn. I guess he is the most tolerable partner I’ve had so far, if he only weren’t such a kid.”
There was another bang followed by a moment’s silence. Then Deidara came storming into the kitchen, fuming and bleeding from his forehead.
“I hate that bloody Sharingan, yeah!” he declared before stamping out again.
Itachi entered short after, brushing dust and pieces of wallpaper from his cloak, and started digging through the cupboards for sweets.
*
“Your partners are getting completely out of control. Can you give me one good reason to why I should keep tolerating this?” Pain glared demandingly at the two men standing in front of him.
“Boys will be boys?” Kisame suggested.
“Not in the Akatsuki,” said Pain gravely. “They wrecked the entire North Wing. I have repeatedly told you to keep them under control and as their seniors I thought you would have some influence on them, but it seems I was wrong.”
“Actually,” Kisame ventured, “Itachi-san is my senior.”
“All the more reason for him not to behave as an adolescent brat.”
“Well, actually, he is-”
“Are you defending their behaviour?”
“Look, Leader-sama,” Sasori interrupted, “they’ll probably get tired of it soon, if we just let them be.”
“No,” Pain shook his head, “that is intolerable. Besides if they are not stopped Kakuzu will soon kill them and use their bounties to cover the reparation costs. No, there’s only one solution. From now on you will be going on more frequent missions and I will make sure you are at the base together as little as possible. It is about time for us to get moving anyway.”
Sasori and Kisame suddenly looked excited.
“The Bijuu?” Sasori asked.
“Yes. We’re going to start with letting you take your brat on a little tour in Suna.”