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We're only supposed to have two animals in base housing so whenever anybody comes over I have to hide Gavin.  Like my little furry black Anne Frank.

Gavin Frank.

I'm gonna buy him a diary.

I got a pedicure and the lady ripped half my toenail off and then proceeded to paint the blood onto the toenail.  Now I have 9 silver toes and one red and silver swirl one.  She even put top coat over the blood.

I'm amused.

And my foot hurts.

So this happened today...  Driving home from Ohio on the Pennsylvania turnpike.  I'm in a rental car with an EZpass, my parents are ahead of me in their car, without a pass.  We get to the toll gate and they're caught behind some lady who is trying to pay with pennies or some shit, taking forever.  I'm just sort of hanging out in the EZpass lane ( Read more... )

New York, New York. I won't go back.
Indelible reminder of the steel I lack.
I gave you seven years, what did you give me back?
A jaw-grind disposition to a panic attack.

But it was nice to see Greg and Michelle again.

I really do amuse myself...


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I take Cinnamon supplement pills (supposed to help with sugar and fat metabolism, but really they just mask the taste of my other medicine), and when you burp it tastes like cinnamon.  Well I think one of them broke in my throat before hitting my stomach cause I just burped and I swear to God a cloud of cinnamon came out of my nose like a dragon.   ( Read more... )

So I know I posted an event invite on Facebook for June 11th, for my birthday, but now there's an added reason I'd like as many people as can make it to come... It's now a birthday/going away party ( Read more... )

Rawr. My daily routine is starting to exhaust me. Too much medicine and supplements and meals to keep up with. This is my daily routine ( Read more... )

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