The last boy who got me naked told me that we shouldn't rush into something, kissed me one more time and went to sleep. I still haven't decided if I should be charmed or really, really insulted.
Please don't feel weird because yours is one of the few journals I actually cared to read while I was gone and I'd gush more if it didn't make me look creepy.
I don't have to know them to laugh at them. I'm a teaboy in my free time now. I've not burned anyone lately, so that's good. How's the wearing revealing clothes for a living thing going?
It's wonderful! I've even stopped wearing underwear so any day now I'll be flashing someone holding a camera. Let it be your reason to keep renewing that subscription to The Sun.
Well, I'm sure I'd have been a lot more keen on the idea had we not been married at the time, and you'd not told me to go away but hey you win some, you lose some. I'm glad you're back.
You love the idea and you want to have the idea's babies, shut up ;) I'll just assume you're doing smashing instead of asking and follow up with "it's good to be back" well knowing I'll regret it.
Comments 124
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment