Where is Julian Casablancas?

[angiejolie]

Jennifer and I came back on the same day and here are some even better news; she is dumping Affleck and marrying me. You can donate my present to the UNHCR and she will take lingerie. Lots and lots of lingerie.

I caved and got a new screen name (since Paris asked so nicely) and it's aj signing off (since you can't possibly conceive of the hatred

Comments

[m_rodriguez]

micheLLe Cool J

I have missed you so much I could cry.

[angiejolie]

I did in fact cry, I'm hurt you didn't. It's so cute you are all bolding your screen names too :')

[ex_ahannigan837]

absotively aly

What Michelle said.

[ex_ahannigan837]

Oh, and I am not sure where Julian is. We were dating for about two seconds and he just disappeared. :-/

[angiejolie]

That is so tragic but two seconds is better than nothing. I mean, what! >:o sigh, I miss him a little maybe.

[ex_ahannigan837]

I guess it is. Me too, sigh.

[kirshnerm]

I've added you. mia loathes you, if you want.

[angiejolie]

I will add you. After I sign on eventually.

[kurt_dahle]

kurts a dahle, of course.

[angiejolie]

Kurt's a doll ;)

[kurt_dahle]

Thank god you're back. I need more people around who can pronounce my name.

[angiejolie]

haha if I haven't told you before I really love your screen name and I don't even know what it means! You're a valley? You're a chipmunk? You know what, don't tell me. The guessing keeps it fun.

[j_rhysmeyers]

Since I'm extremely creative and verbose, I came up with the incredibly unique and unfortunate "mustbejrm."

[angiejolie]

That ain't so bad ;) We should all strive to be a little more JRM.