No one is going to join the army based on an internet ad so just give up already

[angiejolie]

I've been trying for weeks to come up with something intelligent but as you can see it's not working so let's call this writing for practice. I recently did an interview for BBC World and I felt honored that they considered me important enough to sit down with, and not only because they are a UK based production and that really made me feel

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[sanoe_lake]

i love you, come visit. we'll go surfing.

[angiejolie]

I don't know how! But I love you more and refrains from saying something dirty since YOU'RE MARRIED!?!???!!

[j_garner]

If I wasn't in love with you already I would be now. This goofy kid feels better knowing you're one too.

[angiejolie]

You are not a goofy kid, you are a goddess or so says Francesca Lia Block and right now I want to read you her bedtime stories :'( since they're so graphic ;)

[kurt_dahle]

That's the best ending to a post ever.

[angiejolie]

And it was a complete, random accident, would you believe it.

[sophie_marceau]

Oh I think I'd be fairly content to trade sex with my first husband for a great deal of things. Would I trade my resulting son? I think that'd require some window shopping beforehand, but definately the sex. Talk about orgasms-.. no, seriously. Talk about them. It's been that long I think I forgot what they are.

Adding you.

[angiejolie]

hahaha oh my god, you are wonderful, I am so adding you. I was actually thinking about you the other day because some website said Sophie Marceau nude pictures and I was like hmmmmm but then decided against it since I didn't want anyone finding them on my laptop :-[

[sophie_marceau]

Oh la tragédie! I do so hope my nipples are getting hits from someone.

[leighwallace]

Miller totally stole my comment to you and I want to break a vase on him for it. I don't know I just love you even if you are a secret porno addict. Load of the Rings? You're such a perv, Jolie. ;-*

[angiejolie]

HAHAHA HOLY SMOKING TYPO! I didn't even see that because I was too lazy and distracted to proof read. Leave it to you to find it.