The Official Guide to Maintaining a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.Run into your school/workplace, point a hairdryer at everyone and scream "Freeze! Or I'll blow!!"
2.Make random animal noises.
3.When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!! I won!!"
4.Strip and walk like a zombie in a shopping mall.
5.Add "In accordance with the prophecy" to all your sentences.
6.Randomly hug people and tell them "I love you, you're going to die."
7.Hide in the frozen foods section and make animal noises.
8.While at drivethrus, state that your order is "to go".
9.Always order diet water.
10.Attack one person relentlessly with a plastic spoon screamin "I want starfruit!"
11.Call everyone, including yourself "Bob".
12.Stuff mosquitoes in your mouth and spit them out at your enemies.
13.Scream at inanimate objects.
14.Run up or down the escalator the wrong way.
15.Call everyone and everything "youthful".
16.Tell people random facts like "Kangaroos are from America!!"
17.Randomly walk into walls, doors etc.
18.Eat dog food.
19.Refer to yourself as "they", the person you're talking to as "I" and a 3rd party as "you".
20.Ship your classmates and teachers into homosexual and incestuous relationships.
21.Randomly jump out of your seat and scream "I'm saved!!"
22.Put Barney and Barbie stickers in your hair.
23.Call 911 to tell them that the school emo is singing "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys while playing a Banjo.
24.Ignore no 23. Grab a banjo and sing "I Want It That Way" while playing the banjo yourself.
25.Stalk someone. Randomly.
26.While at assembly or a meeting, run up to the front, grab the speaker and sing "I Love You" by Barney.
27.Creep around the room humming the Mission Impossible theme.
28.Wear your underwear on the wrong side.
29.While at a library, ask for a burger and french fries.
30.Jump into a pool, then complain to the management that the pool is very wet.
Not entirely original =). Some were taken from a list I found online. I have no idea who the original author is though. Collab with my friends a couple of months ago.