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Oh naked Britney, your videos never cease to amuse me.

In other news, halloween costume. I need one. Bleh. Ideas? Suggestions? It's way late, and I have to have a solution probably by monday if I want to stop and pick anything up for it, since I have uhh.... nothing.

HELP!?!?!?!

I'm blatantly ripping this off Mark (thanks Mark!) but I think it's important.

Most of my f-list is canadian, and the americans have already seen this I'm assuming, but I think it's a WONDERFUL video. To the noth-of-the-borderners, only the first 2 or so minutes apply.

I'm going to vote TODAY. (rah rah advanced polling!!) RAH RAH DEMOCRACY!!

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Facebook has a "pirate english" language setting.

FUCKING HI-LARIOUS.

I don't remember the last time the internets had me this amused!

That be all mateys!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.  A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd ( Read more... )

I find it unbelievable that I don't have to make more hospital trips and funeral parlor visits considering the intelligent nature of my friends.

Step one: Build a fire out of discarded palettes and a couch (Thanks to Trav and Scotty for the materials)


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First off: Kat, Terra, Jarrad - thank you for your birthday wishes, very much! I was kind of a crapass about getting back to anyone this weekend because it was crazy busy ( Read more... )

One year ago today (being a thursday) was my birthday. It was also Adam's rehearsal dinner. What a fucking PAR-TAY ( Read more... )

Holy hole in the donut, Batman ( Read more... )

epic fail: "you mean a sausage mcmuffin and a can redbull are NOT a healthy start to my day at 4:45am?"