The Major Playas

[angieweasley]

I don't know why, but I was thinking about this right before I went to sleep last night. Shows you what kind of mind I have, I suppose...



Dear God,

YOU SUCK.

-Satan
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Satan,

what the hellz, yo?

-G to the OD!
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God,

No, I'm the Hell. Ish.

-Beezlebub
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Bub,

Oh, OK, I got you, yo. Forizzle.

-Big Daddy
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God,

"Big Daddy"?

-S
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Hellboi,

Yeah! A'ight, I gave you a nickname, too.

-Big Daddy
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Hellboi,

Yo, where you at?

-Trinitizzle
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Boi?

-Big Daddy
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Boi,

Man, you wack. You wacker than the Romans.

Damn Romans, messing my boy up like that.

-Angel Pimp
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Romans,

YO! What's wrong with you, you bunch of multi-deity worshippin' heathens? God ain't down wit that, yo!

Yeah. Yeah, you betta recognise!!

-JR Paperstacks

PS- Step to me! Step to me, bitch!
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Romans,

Yeah. That's what I thought.

-Pimpin' McPimperstein
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Bub,

Listen. We the major playas. The Major Playas. Knamean?

So. I figure we-

Damn. Listen, I'm sending you down Cheney. He just came up. Have fun wit him, a'ight?

-Jesus' Daddy
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Big Daddy,

So. How you been? Yo...?

-Hellboi