Okay. So.
bribitribbit. Look's like you're married to
bananabasket, but he dies, so you're stuck with
locked_door998. Then, your Younger Brother is
author_by_night, who's in love with
moose42, but is still cool with
crstalnova OH MY GOD, BRIB'S MY MOTHER!
ETA. Good lord. That was unnessecarily complicated. Just go listen to/watch the show or read the book, peeps. You'll be OK in the end.