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You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a blue trans am.
You will marry paul and have 2 kids.
You will be a jazzercise teacher in london.

..ahahahaha...jazzercise teacher? o man. what a life.

yesterday.

julie and nicole left me.

left me lonely and sunburnt.

today. what a day.

a day to myself.

something i have not had

since i left baltimore.

shower. music. dancing.

xena. doctor quinn medicine woman. jello.

talking with myself.

of course. the alone was just not the same.

because i was not alone.

there was another.

and we had our fun.

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i got itchy legs.
a hairy ass.
and a ticket to england.

aww.

theyre in love...

or phil is just keepin paul warm.

until. im back in england.

no no...theyre in love.

( fags. )

so.
i was reminded of...
the horrible horrible horrible past.
and the horrible horrible horrible me
of the past.
and i wonder...
how i could have lived with myself
during this time.

because.

goddamn. i sucked.
lucky for me im totally awesome now.

( o man. i miss fun. )

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i thought it be funny if i pushed my mom into the tub. so i did.

( i laugh. )