turns out my dad is an asshole.
waaaaait. i knew that.
i had just forgotten.
HAH. i laaaaugh. hah.
i hate parents.
i need to go back to my
japanese womens...
but somehow...
bring paul with me...
hmm.

anywho. so.
i yearn to do the sweet dreams dance.
but im afraid i may vomit.

becka. im going to email you now.

i just typed my nam,e aas anfleza.
pleas.e
call me that drom now on.
oplase.

ah hah!
took me like an hour to dign into this damned thig.
typing-hardest thing in theworld to do afeter drinking.

tonite. i went out with paulie<3 ( Read more... )

today.
i was accused of taking whiskey from
the barb mom.
i did not take this whiskey.
but now.
i think the round eyed bandit of
the household
needs to hit up
the boose table.
and. so i shall.

much to be done ( Read more... )

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(x = have not done.)

(_) been completely drunk
(_) smoked pot
(_) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(_) been to japan   (my fucking house is japan) 
(_) ridden in a taxi
(x) had anal sex
(_) been in love
(_) had sex
(_) had sex in public
(_) been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(x) been in a ( Read more... )

im flying to england in a tin can ( Read more... )

grilled cheese sandwiches are so good.
they take so much effort to make.
and are gone so fast.
but theyre so good.

i have strep throat. again.
spectacular.