Wofford has won the SEI Cup for the first time ever.

The Birds have signed free agent Ricky Proehl and released the hurt Deion Branch to waivers. That's how short our bench is on wide receivers. But Proehl will probably have a good game this week against the Raiders.

This morning the manager of your Pee Dee Vampire Birds realized that once the trade went through, we were one wide receiver short. So we released tight end Brad Miller and picked up free agent Lee Evans, and immediately threw Evans on the line to start today. So now the number of tight ends we have on the bench is exactly zero, and half a season ( Read more... )

Florida didn't beat Georgia.

Florida can't beat Georgia.

The Pee Dee Vampire Birds have traded Mushin Muhammad and Brandon Lloyd to Subtonic Dominance for Warrick Dunn and Peerless Price, pending league approval. It would be nice if they would throw the ball to Peerless. It would be nice if Michael Vick could throw the ball period, but if he can't, then hand it to Dunn, with 425 ground yards and 6 ( Read more... )

Your 2004-05 Pee Dee Vampire Pumas, of the Best Damn Basketball League ( Read more... )

I broke my Entries With A Title Streak last entry. My bad ( Read more... )

The Vampire Birds are not the Redd Soxx, and Stephen Davis is not Curt Schilling ( Read more... )

Redd Soxx won four in a row ( Read more... )

From the IM aether ( Read more... )