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Aug 26, 2005 13:21

So I'm back on the air I guess. Nothing new, nothing mportant, bt I'm going to have to insist on telling ou anyway.

I've got a new computer. That's wonderful news to report. It's streamlined. It's got all the bells and whistles. Very quite, this one. And above all else, I don't know how the hell to use it. At least it makes for a very beautiful paperweight.

No new love interests, but recieve at least ne ndecent proposal daily from perverted older men. Got to have somethign to inflate the ego from time to time.

Will be going back to school next summer in hopes of becoming a real certified teacher. A masters in education. Who would have thought? Very awe struck at the possibility of becoming a future school principal. Maybe not.

The hair on my head appears to be going gray and thinning like a well drink. Not to happy with that. Of course, with impendng senility, I should soon not think of it in the least. I have just turned 25 you know. Wow, a quarter of a century. Maybe by the next quarter I will have learned how to trul appreciate my life. In the meantime, I'd prefer to sit in the curb chipping rocks at hubcaps while I tink of new and imaginative ways to burn effigies to the world.

I'm coming to realize that my dog is truly suffering from separation anxiety. Everyday, she finds a wondrous new way to prevent me from leaving the house in the morning when I leave for work. And, there's just no telling with a 80+ lb Rotwieler. Meh. Perhaps she too will learn that there is no one in this world to trust and the sanctity of being alone in this world is an actual blessing. Or at least stop hiding my shoes so she can make m late to work. Whatever.

I guess that's it for now. Just waned to see it I remembered how this whole lj thing worked. Still do.

the end.

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