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Miss P will not be in school tomorrow, so I will not have to torture myself all day long by nagging her to get her work done and stop fucking around and then have her spend the whole day doing exactly what I told her not to do. I will not have to retire to the faculty women's restroom for my daily routine of primal screaming (which I allot 15 minutes daily or until I can hear the words "are you okay in there" over said screaming...whatever comes first). I will not have to ice my head when I get home because i woke up to a living migraine headache at the beginning of the workday. Life just might be okay tomorrow.
Maybe.
In other news, I went to 1st Thursday tonight and all i got was this stupid t-shirt.
https://www.kinkyfriedman.com/shop/product_info.php?products_id=81&osCsid=2725da36a6a8635d71f0fe07a8fd7987
At the Exxon Tiger Mart I asked a man where he was from; in Spanish, because Delia told me to. He replied, "Soy Colombiano..."
And then he told me in English that my Spanish was as good as his English.
I realized, much to my chagrin, that I have a tendancy to use the phrase "to make a long story short" quite frequently. Much to everybody elses, I use it quite frequently after I've already told the long version of my story.
All of my stories are long stories.
I got suckered into having a lunch with a woman i absolutely detest because she treated. In return, she also suckered me in to do yet more of her dirty business. A bit of my soul was bartered with the devil today for the amount of one Wendy's Value Meal. Non-biggie sized.
I washed my clothes earlier this week so that I would have clothes fr my weekend trip to Houston. i have worn all these clean clothes and will have to resort to my usual routine of bringing my laundry basket home to my parents to wash. i battle monthly with the question,"Do I love my family or is it the want of clean clothing that makes me think I love them?"
For a solid minute today, I totally tricked myself into thinking that I had pink-eye. Stick around folks, my next feat will be making you all in the audience think I have pink eye as well.
I don't...or do I?
Did you know that you can pinch your elbow as hard as you want and it won't hurt?
Did you know that if you close your mouth and pinch your nose at the same time while sneezing, it actual does?
Did you know that while you were reading this post, some cruel and heartless person threw a sack of puppies into the river?
Did you know it was actually a sack of old potatoes and i fooled you didn't I?
Me neither.
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