lots of weird dreams last night. but i know what every single one of them meant. it's almost scary how symbolic and meaningful most of my dreams are. anyway, things to do, people to see. i'll post tomorrow after alabama beats the almighty shit out of mississippi.

it's true, gang. i went to the urologist tuesday afternoon and it's been determined that my only problem is that i don't piss right. a god-given ability and i can't even do it right. my doctor (who i believe is a lesbian [which made the pelvic exam slightly uncomfortable]) explained that sometimes when a person is being potty trained very early, ( Read more... )

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...you skip class to finish homework for other classes. which is exactly what i'm doing right now. wow, i suck hard.

dammit, i love that. after i went to class today, i went to dillards with mom and we kicked ass in the shoe department. while i was there, i spotted this just-in pair of stuart weitzman 4" heels with crystals all over the heel, ankle strap, and buckle. i'm demanding that santa haul those bitches down my chimney this christmas. who cares that they' ( Read more... )

i'm serious-- i'll be lost without it. but i hear some very trustworthy people saying that it'll be back and to just give it a little while, so that's what i'm going with. anyway, the bama game yesterday was *AWESOME*. i couldn't have been more proud of my team. roll motherfucking tide, y'all! and say your prayers for tyrone prothro. his leg looks ( Read more... )

How to Poop at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTINGWhen farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone ( Read more... )

i went out with cason again today. we had lunch forever ago but he only recently wanted to follow up with another lunch. so we met up today, smoked a bowl, got arby's, and just drove around. i would be lying if i said i didn't have a bunch of fun, but we completely lack chemistry. we get along really well and have a good time, but there's no ( Read more... )

words cannot describe how good i just got it.
mild studying, dinner, shower, then laguna beach.
peace out, kids.

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