() dance with me?
() take me out?
() give me your number?
() have sex with me?
() kiss me?
() watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
() take me out to dinner?
() drive me somewhere/anywhere?
() take a shower with me?
() be my bf/gf?
() have a fling with me?
() listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
() buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
() take me home for the night?
() let me sleep in your bed?
() sing car kareoke w/ me?
() sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
() re-post this for me to answer your questions?
() let me give you a piggyback ride?
() come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
So life's been a bit hectic. I haven't exactly had much to post, but Katie's over for the first time in two weeks, and I feel like it's as if she finally came home. I'm going to her house on Friday, and then coming home early Saturday morning. Thank god, I think if I stay home any longer, I might combust. I just want to chill, go to a game, hang out with the girls and be happy for about six hours.
I feel like my life is school.
And nothing else. Someone please help me.
Edit: NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."
SerialButtafli: LOL
SerialButtafli: dear god.
SerialButtafli: we're all going to die.