Stream Of Consciousness (01/11/2010)
RAW starts - Music hits - Me: Oooaaaaah <3 (Lol, I'm trained as a dog. I'll moan whenever his music hits.)
Lol at match!card!Cena wearing the Ref shirt over his purple shirt.
Oh, I actually hate that they might end the Cena!Nexus storyline. Yes, I want Orton to win. We all know Vince would NEVER fire Cena. Not in this world, not in any other world.
Oaaah, Viper got mic time. YES! *leans back*
"Now....I don't think there is a man alive that could take this title away from me." If I'd be a creative writer, Sheamus' music would have hit in that exact moment. Oh yeah. Or Stone Colds. Or Triple Hs. XD Or all of them XDDDD
Did he just call John "crooked"? xD
I love when he says "John Cena"
"I'd like to ask John Cena if he wants to marry me to cum come out to this ring." YES CENTON PLEASE.
"Because if he's going to screw me over at Survivor Series the least he could do is to be man enough to say it to my face." .... too easy.
Aaaaaand there is the Centon.
And some nice storyline, actually. Not that that's needed when it comes to Centon, but I appreciate every storyline I get.
Awww, little kid with the "NEVER GIVE UP" sign that's almost as big as you...you don't even know what it means, cause you've never been in a situation that would provoke this statement. Bitter situations. Hard situations. Situations that break you or make you stronger.
"You of all people..." <3
Husband and wife quarrel in the ring. And we all know who the husband is XDD
*almost spills her juice (IN A GLASS U PERVS) because of Johns SPEECHLESS!face* Oh, the Centon.
John....speechless. There's only ONE person on this earth to make him speechless. Randy. Always Randy. Always.
Drama!John, ilu.
I should be suffering with John, b'awww-ing on my knees, adoring and crying...but actually I'm laughing my ass off at the OBVIOUS AS HELL CENTON.
Maybe this is one of the moments that XBA325 meant when he said "I hope Cena will begin to ENJOY the Nexus..." I hope so too.
"This is your bleeding-heart-way of telling me that you ARE going to screw me over at Suvivor Series." WHAT THE .... now that's not even subtle o____o SOMEONE in the creative writers...house...is SRSLY a shipper. Like HARDCORE. Man, whoever it is, I'd like to meet him/her. Or all of them if they are more than one which is most likely.
He can't "screw you over" you're not in a stable! You're not even friends?! You had the greatest feud of 2009! WTF STORYLINE U MAKE NO SENSE WITHOUT THE SLASH. I WUV YOU.
Phony...psh... man, I've never missed a word quite like I miss the word BITCH now.
Damn, Randal, you and your speech, you sound like a Cena!fanboy (which you are, but that's just...like...on TV...with a mic in your hand).
Non existant pop is non existent. No wonder. We're all still "shocked" by the word of "phony" or rather pissed off at pg-ness.
Hah, Randal provoking Cena to get his old John!John back. Aggressive, hyperactive, super!annoying but honest and loyal John!John.
"Your master Wade Barrett..." OMG THE JEALOUSY.
WTF THIS SEGMENT MAKES NO SENSE WHEN NOT SLASHING THEM. ADD SLASH AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE. (Hah, instant storylines. "Just add slash and you have a full meal of slashyness.")
Oh, the drama. <3
... wait, did Randy Orton (!) just said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, John." o___O
"DON'T U TALK TO ME ABOUT WADE BARRETT!!" I must quote my lovely girl lady_tavington : "WOW, it's like one of them slept with Wade or something, and this is the confrontation" It truly sounds like that.
Lol, Randys pissed!face like John just told him "Well, at least Wade knows how to say I LOVE YOU!"
Oh wow. Kudos to Wade to get in the middle of Centon!drama. That's brave.
Suuuuuch a boyband *snorts*
"When push comes to shove, you will do exactly what I tell you" ... I'm sorry, but that's SUCH a porn line.
See, Wade? Told you. When you get out on Centon!drama they will BOTH turn on you like angry hyenas (good looking hyenas of course) and they will kill you. Just because. Don't say I didn't warn you, cause I did.
Heath looks like he's - like me - counting the Nexus members. Seven guys to hide behind, Randy? Even with John, that'd be 6 guys to hide behind... o_O
GM is such a Wade fanboy. It HAS to be Trips.
Ugh, mirror-inverted arena makes me all dizzy.
"I feel you, Randy." Wtf, GM is such a woman.
Randy stares at John. Why? They don't need a reason.
Hm, Randy... I would chose Sheamus as a partner. Not because I'm alarming obsessed with him, but because he is strong and honest...did I mention he's strong? Oh and strong.
Oh, the drama xDD
That wrist!-high-five is the lamest thing ever. That would work Slater is Stone Cold and Gabriel is Goldberg. But like that...no.
"The Harts had a hard time..." Oh, Cole. Y so lame. You're funnier than that. Really.
"YOOO YAY-Z!" ... Oh, wait, no, he said JC >D
"I'm not Randy!" Now THAT'S the truth.
"I'm your friend!" John: *walks out* BAHAHAHA. Give him what he deserves, John. Friend? Since when, Truth? Lawl and don't you talk about Randy like that.
Pee Wee whatever...kind of a parody of RAW like .... *rambles in the bathroom, busy with the laundry while listening to RAW* *rants*
"It's a shame profane, that you lost your head..." AAARGH! *runs back in the room* <3 <3
Lol at the kids for reaching out for him. As if he's going to shake their hands. WTF, kids. Lol. Reality, learn it.
Yeah, hey, thanks RAW for runing my mood with the replay of that "win" by Santino. Srsly.
Actually, that is a very, very bad storyline. Santino gets eliminated. Sheamus is all angreh at Santino and says "I'll give you a chance to make yourself look better." (wtf), Sheamus vs Santino, JoMo comes down and is all fake!drama and now Sheamus is pissed at JoMo. Wow, if I'd write while being in a rollercoster, starving, next to a screaming girl and with a racoon in my face, my stories would be better than this.
Man, that was not just a pin, that was even I SMEX U IN THE RING GAY-STYLE - pin. Urgh, Sheamus. *looks down in disgrace*
"Why would he celebrate that victory?" THANK you Cole.
AWWW PAPA .____________. Wow, now that hair is fiery red.
"Tha bigg'hest tampra..tampa tantroom..." The adorableness is killing me.
And YES I was expecting that. Where is your tampa tantroom? I luv them.
"... becuz OI BEAT MOISELF!" ... Now that was...unexpected. And I'll make no masturbation jokes here, cause again, I'd quote lady_tavington who makes jokes better than me anyways. No, actually, that sentence is pretty deep. Wtf, is going on? Emo!Papa?
Awww, that little smirk. Marry me, smirk. Please.
So he wins against Sheamus and gets a new shirt as a reward?
"Sheamoos!" :D
Sheamus is all "Learn english!" LOL
Oh, Santino. Those skin-jokes weren't funny by Johnny months ago, they are not funny now.
And plus, a person with a unibrow shouldn't comment on other peoples looks. Especially those from the ginger sexgod Sheamus.
"IN YORR FAAAZ!" XDDD Lol. Sheamus, kill him. Come on.
Sheamus is fighting the smile xD
Beautiful Sheamus is beautiful.
Angry Sheamus is bai bai Annas panties.
"Ja prinjos tebe bol'!" Best theme song in the WWE. Just saying.
Oaaaaargh, WWE, stop making my favourites feud. I can't cheer for Sheamus like that. First Orton, then Bryan and now Kozlov >__<
"U TOOK FUNNY." Man, is it accent-day today on WWE?
And Sheamus is all "WHAT did he say?!!!"
"Two power houses going at it..." I wouldn't mind being in the middle of that. Just saying.
Oh damn. Damn, damn damn. I rather not write down my thoughts. Damn. Hmmmm, DAMN. <3
Oh, WWE. I hate you right now. I mean, we could see this much more often. Kozlov could be a main eventer and we could see Kozlov vs Sheamus in a hell in a cell match or something. Damn, I'd sell my panties to watch that.
Yes, I like them big. Thanks for noticing.
... When was the exact moment Sheamus became a mid-card-boy? Hm?
At least it's over fast. I mean I'd love to see more of that, but man, that's no storyline for Sheamus.
Santino screams like me when I see Sheamus. But for a whole nother reason.
I thought he'd kick him right in the face.
Aaaah, psycho!Sheamus licking his lips/beard. <3
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty mighty good man... *humms*
Aww, Sheamus is not interested in candy D:
xDDD I thought Sheamus would put that money in his trunks XDD Would've been so awesome. Like a stripper. He was about to. I saw that. Oh, the greedy celts.
Man, if Sheamus would walk towards me like that I'd give him money too <3
"HOW U SPELL SHEAMOOS?" XDD
Ah, Kick, finally.
Man, shirtless!JoMo you look ridiculous. And you ruined all the fun. Stupid wannabe-wolverine!
JoMo is in love with Santino. Just saying.
Someone tell me how this is fair. Sheamus had every right to beat up fight Santino. JoMo MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. Go climb some things and stfu.
Randy...what the fuck are you doing with that beautiful mouth of yours...ah, you're drinking water...
"I feeel for you!" Again, lady_tavington : "R-Truth = Oprah" XDD
"And I just talked to John..." And Randy's voice is all Keep cool. Keep cool. Don't punt him. Keep cool. "And we are friends." Man Truth is all like John and him are besties and he's this close to get him into bed or something. Wtf.
"How so?" Awwww, Randy wants to know how John acted, cause he CARES. <3
Ooooooooh, Randal. You truly learned from The Game. Mindgames, you haz them.
"John Cena...doesn't have any friends." IN YOR FACE TRUTH.
LOL Henry y your cellphone so tiny?! XDD
...gosh, I bet my ass up that's a guest star sequence. I'll go to my laundry in the bathroom again.
Wtf, so not funny. Not even the Americans who know this dude are laughing.
Divas. Of course.
"Right Lita?" .... And my chin fell down to the neighbours living under me. ...
Oh wow, she just ruined all my belief in any WWE divas out there. Thanks, Lita, for being just as useless as any other divas. Wtf. That's like seeing Stone Cold saying "U such a phony" on TV and clashing a can of soda.
I think someone in me died. Not kidding.
Hmm, Ezekiel <3
"This here is what you call domination..." Fitting theme song is fitting.
Still shocked at Lita.
Yay for RAW totally ruining the excitement over who could be Randals partner. Wow, fail.
I wonder if Justin Roberts would say anything in the ring that you say he should. Lawl, nice idea.
Hmm, Miz and A-Ry.... GODDAMNIT WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO THEM?!
Standing!ovation!Cole XDDDDD WIN
"I loved He-Man!" B'AWWW :D U GEEK! <3
Lol at A-Ry screaming with Pee Wee and laughing afterwards :D
Tamper!Tantrum!Miz makes me laugh so hard XDDD <3
"Do not anger the pee!" ... That's the new level of comedy on RAW now?
Miz, you rule at imitating people. :D
Who's actually surprised to see Big Show? Okay, I was guessing on Mark Henry, but yeah.
The grey suits don't match. Just saying.
Awwww, Cole all hesitant to read it out loud <3 :D U SO IN LOVE, Michael.
LOL Big Show just pushed the suitcase A LITTLE and it flew RIGHT out of the ring and on Alex XDD
King's "UGH!" at Coles fanboy-ism made me laugh XDD
"OF COURSE, A-RY! HE'S THE MAN!" - "THAT'S RIGHT!!" - "LOOK AT HIM GO, A-RY, LOOK AT HIM GO!" XDDD Ohjesuschrist, I love fanboy!Cole :DD
"Why don't you marry him?!" LOL KING. YEP. THIS.
"Pour some syrup on him! He's done!" That's what I heard lady_tavington say the other night. Not about the Miz, though.
Personal assistant... that screams willing sex slave in my head. And NOT just because I saw "Secretary" last night.
Awww, Alex again D:
Dear "Stand up for WWE", lick my feet.
Awww, master!Wade.
"After you raised my hand in victory...I want you to clean my locker room." - "HMWHAT?" - "I want you to sweep, then I want you to mop..." LOL WADE U SO HILARIOUS XDD
"...you can scrub my bag." While you're in the bathtub? Randal will NOT like to hear this.
Otunga. Don't...talk about talent. That's like a blind man talking about the colour of the sky.
"I come from moneeeey... " *sighs reliefed* Good lord, thank you WWE for putting him back in his place.
RED!dress Maryse, you look FANTASTIC O__O
... Man, someone should teach Ted how to match colours. Red and purple? NU UH! Why not your red trunks, Teddy? Or the blue ones? Or black?
... Okay, your angry face makes it ALL UP <3 <3 <3
WTF TED WHERE'S THAT MARIBIASE ENTRANCE I LOVE SO MUCH? DON'T ROB ME! Gosh.
Danieeeeeel!!
... WWE, what did I say earlier about not letting my favourites fight each other?!!!
Angry!Ted. I wuv you. Into pieces, actually. But we all know you are not going to win this.
Because RAW hates you. IDK why.
Maryse, why are you always giving Cole your jewelry? Like he's not enough of a diva already. I mean if you want to pay him for saying nice things about you, then do that in private and from your OWN money. I bet my ass off that Ted payed that jewelry. Gosh why is he not my boyfriend?
Ouch. Ted, less tanning, more wrestling training.
*snickers at Ted being kicked the same way as Sheamus weeks before* <3 Hah.
.... Like I said. Ugh.
"SHUT UP!" <3
Dear angry Ted. I sent you my woman parts in a box, I think, a few weeks ago. You never answered. But I'm still in love with you. Just in case you didn't know. Okay. Bye.
Diva...whatever.
WHUT? Vince!
Actually happy to see that they didn't just forget about his storyline, but it would be better if I didn't saw him on Fan Appreciation day, happy, alive and talking o_O
I just love Vince's character XD "50,000 DOLLAR???!" "God, I HATE politics!"
"Well, sir, ...speaking as a fan...things are not running smoothly..." LAWL HERE YOU ARE FANS. HERE'S YOUR VOICE. Here's Vince telling us in his weird way that he's listening...I guess.
"Well, they burried the Untertaker." - "Aww, oh no!" Like "Not again!" xDD Bad dogs! Stop burring your bones in my garden!
VINCE FOR PRESIDENT!!
STEPH. Okay, to be honest, I didn't recognize her until she said "My dad.." She's looking good, though.
"Honey!" - "Hm!" and everybody is like OMFG THAT'S TRIPLE H. I love that you can recognize him by a grunt XD
"Honey!" - "Yeah?!" xD <3
"Yeah, he's in a coma." - "Ah, thank god." SUCH A NOT-PG STORYLINE O__O What is going on?! Why are they bringing all those people back?
... I actually love that the kids are NOT getting this. As if they get anything.
But.. what IS this?!
Please tell me that is the beginning of the end of PG. PLEASE.
B'AWWW. Emo!Ref!Johnny :DDD
Truth is just a dog that barks and does not back it off.
While Randal on the other hand does not bark, he just bites.
Hmmm, the looks. <3
Lol, SMILE!Randy after he beat down Wade.
Aaaaah, that's what I wanted to see!
Oaaah, staredown.
... I'm not just imagining John being all sad face when Randy gets hurt. He really does look like a kicked puppy whenever that happens o_O
... The emotions in Randys face when he thought that John would betray him...wow. "FINE! FINE!!...fine." Ugh. Heartbreak "Randy Orton is so highly emotional..." Yeah. For the title. Cause they ALWAYS said about him "the emotionless, the icy eyes..." LOL
WOAH! Deathglare from Randy to Wade. Jealousy³.
Ah, Randy outsmartin' John Centon succeeds.
Smiling Randy still gives me the creeps. In a good way o_O
Wade is angry cause there's no back scrubin' for him tonight. Well maybe Gaybriel does, but not as hard as John would have.
RAW begins with Randys theme song, RAW ends with Randys theme song. Randy rules RAW. Literally.
Hah, it's 1.30 am. Wtf. I need to be up at 7 am. Ugh. What I do for wrestling...
Lol at match!card!Cena wearing the Ref shirt over his purple shirt.
Oh, I actually hate that they might end the Cena!Nexus storyline. Yes, I want Orton to win. We all know Vince would NEVER fire Cena. Not in this world, not in any other world.
Oaaah, Viper got mic time. YES! *leans back*
"Now....I don't think there is a man alive that could take this title away from me." If I'd be a creative writer, Sheamus' music would have hit in that exact moment. Oh yeah. Or Stone Colds. Or Triple Hs. XD Or all of them XDDDD
Did he just call John "crooked"? xD
I love when he says "John Cena"
"I'd like to ask John Cena if he wants to marry me to cum come out to this ring." YES CENTON PLEASE.
"Because if he's going to screw me over at Survivor Series the least he could do is to be man enough to say it to my face." .... too easy.
Aaaaaand there is the Centon.
And some nice storyline, actually. Not that that's needed when it comes to Centon, but I appreciate every storyline I get.
Awww, little kid with the "NEVER GIVE UP" sign that's almost as big as you...you don't even know what it means, cause you've never been in a situation that would provoke this statement. Bitter situations. Hard situations. Situations that break you or make you stronger.
"You of all people..." <3
Husband and wife quarrel in the ring. And we all know who the husband is XDD
*almost spills her juice (IN A GLASS U PERVS) because of Johns SPEECHLESS!face* Oh, the Centon.
John....speechless. There's only ONE person on this earth to make him speechless. Randy. Always Randy. Always.
Drama!John, ilu.
I should be suffering with John, b'awww-ing on my knees, adoring and crying...but actually I'm laughing my ass off at the OBVIOUS AS HELL CENTON.
Maybe this is one of the moments that XBA325 meant when he said "I hope Cena will begin to ENJOY the Nexus..." I hope so too.
"This is your bleeding-heart-way of telling me that you ARE going to screw me over at Suvivor Series." WHAT THE .... now that's not even subtle o____o SOMEONE in the creative writers...house...is SRSLY a shipper. Like HARDCORE. Man, whoever it is, I'd like to meet him/her. Or all of them if they are more than one which is most likely.
He can't "screw you over" you're not in a stable! You're not even friends?! You had the greatest feud of 2009! WTF STORYLINE U MAKE NO SENSE WITHOUT THE SLASH. I WUV YOU.
Phony...psh... man, I've never missed a word quite like I miss the word BITCH now.
Damn, Randal, you and your speech, you sound like a Cena!fanboy (which you are, but that's just...like...on TV...with a mic in your hand).
Non existant pop is non existent. No wonder. We're all still "shocked" by the word of "phony" or rather pissed off at pg-ness.
Hah, Randal provoking Cena to get his old John!John back. Aggressive, hyperactive, super!annoying but honest and loyal John!John.
"Your master Wade Barrett..." OMG THE JEALOUSY.
WTF THIS SEGMENT MAKES NO SENSE WHEN NOT SLASHING THEM. ADD SLASH AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE. (Hah, instant storylines. "Just add slash and you have a full meal of slashyness.")
Oh, the drama. <3
... wait, did Randy Orton (!) just said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, John." o___O
"DON'T U TALK TO ME ABOUT WADE BARRETT!!" I must quote my lovely girl lady_tavington : "WOW, it's like one of them slept with Wade or something, and this is the confrontation" It truly sounds like that.
Lol, Randys pissed!face like John just told him "Well, at least Wade knows how to say I LOVE YOU!"
Oh wow. Kudos to Wade to get in the middle of Centon!drama. That's brave.
Suuuuuch a boyband *snorts*
"When push comes to shove, you will do exactly what I tell you" ... I'm sorry, but that's SUCH a porn line.
See, Wade? Told you. When you get out on Centon!drama they will BOTH turn on you like angry hyenas (good looking hyenas of course) and they will kill you. Just because. Don't say I didn't warn you, cause I did.
Heath looks like he's - like me - counting the Nexus members. Seven guys to hide behind, Randy? Even with John, that'd be 6 guys to hide behind... o_O
GM is such a Wade fanboy. It HAS to be Trips.
Ugh, mirror-inverted arena makes me all dizzy.
"I feel you, Randy." Wtf, GM is such a woman.
Randy stares at John. Why? They don't need a reason.
Hm, Randy... I would chose Sheamus as a partner. Not because I'm alarming obsessed with him, but because he is strong and honest...did I mention he's strong? Oh and strong.
Oh, the drama xDD
That wrist!-high-five is the lamest thing ever. That would work Slater is Stone Cold and Gabriel is Goldberg. But like that...no.
"The Harts had a hard time..." Oh, Cole. Y so lame. You're funnier than that. Really.
"YOOO YAY-Z!" ... Oh, wait, no, he said JC >D
"I'm not Randy!" Now THAT'S the truth.
"I'm your friend!" John: *walks out* BAHAHAHA. Give him what he deserves, John. Friend? Since when, Truth? Lawl and don't you talk about Randy like that.
Pee Wee whatever...kind of a parody of RAW like .... *rambles in the bathroom, busy with the laundry while listening to RAW* *rants*
"It's a shame profane, that you lost your head..." AAARGH! *runs back in the room* <3 <3
Lol at the kids for reaching out for him. As if he's going to shake their hands. WTF, kids. Lol. Reality, learn it.
Yeah, hey, thanks RAW for runing my mood with the replay of that "win" by Santino. Srsly.
Actually, that is a very, very bad storyline. Santino gets eliminated. Sheamus is all angreh at Santino and says "I'll give you a chance to make yourself look better." (wtf), Sheamus vs Santino, JoMo comes down and is all fake!drama and now Sheamus is pissed at JoMo. Wow, if I'd write while being in a rollercoster, starving, next to a screaming girl and with a racoon in my face, my stories would be better than this.
Man, that was not just a pin, that was even I SMEX U IN THE RING GAY-STYLE - pin. Urgh, Sheamus. *looks down in disgrace*
"Why would he celebrate that victory?" THANK you Cole.
AWWW PAPA .____________. Wow, now that hair is fiery red.
"Tha bigg'hest tampra..tampa tantroom..." The adorableness is killing me.
And YES I was expecting that. Where is your tampa tantroom? I luv them.
"... becuz OI BEAT MOISELF!" ... Now that was...unexpected. And I'll make no masturbation jokes here, cause again, I'd quote lady_tavington who makes jokes better than me anyways. No, actually, that sentence is pretty deep. Wtf, is going on? Emo!Papa?
Awww, that little smirk. Marry me, smirk. Please.
So he wins against Sheamus and gets a new shirt as a reward?
"Sheamoos!" :D
Sheamus is all "Learn english!" LOL
Oh, Santino. Those skin-jokes weren't funny by Johnny months ago, they are not funny now.
And plus, a person with a unibrow shouldn't comment on other peoples looks. Especially those from the ginger sexgod Sheamus.
"IN YORR FAAAZ!" XDDD Lol. Sheamus, kill him. Come on.
Sheamus is fighting the smile xD
Beautiful Sheamus is beautiful.
Angry Sheamus is bai bai Annas panties.
"Ja prinjos tebe bol'!" Best theme song in the WWE. Just saying.
Oaaaaargh, WWE, stop making my favourites feud. I can't cheer for Sheamus like that. First Orton, then Bryan and now Kozlov >__<
"U TOOK FUNNY." Man, is it accent-day today on WWE?
And Sheamus is all "WHAT did he say?!!!"
"Two power houses going at it..." I wouldn't mind being in the middle of that. Just saying.
Oh damn. Damn, damn damn. I rather not write down my thoughts. Damn. Hmmmm, DAMN. <3
Oh, WWE. I hate you right now. I mean, we could see this much more often. Kozlov could be a main eventer and we could see Kozlov vs Sheamus in a hell in a cell match or something. Damn, I'd sell my panties to watch that.
Yes, I like them big. Thanks for noticing.
... When was the exact moment Sheamus became a mid-card-boy? Hm?
At least it's over fast. I mean I'd love to see more of that, but man, that's no storyline for Sheamus.
Santino screams like me when I see Sheamus. But for a whole nother reason.
I thought he'd kick him right in the face.
Aaaah, psycho!Sheamus licking his lips/beard. <3
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty mighty good man... *humms*
Aww, Sheamus is not interested in candy D:
xDDD I thought Sheamus would put that money in his trunks XDD Would've been so awesome. Like a stripper. He was about to. I saw that. Oh, the greedy celts.
Man, if Sheamus would walk towards me like that I'd give him money too <3
"HOW U SPELL SHEAMOOS?" XDD
Ah, Kick, finally.
Man, shirtless!JoMo you look ridiculous. And you ruined all the fun. Stupid wannabe-wolverine!
JoMo is in love with Santino. Just saying.
Someone tell me how this is fair. Sheamus had every right to beat up fight Santino. JoMo MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. Go climb some things and stfu.
Randy...what the fuck are you doing with that beautiful mouth of yours...ah, you're drinking water...
"I feeel for you!" Again, lady_tavington : "R-Truth = Oprah" XDD
"And I just talked to John..." And Randy's voice is all Keep cool. Keep cool. Don't punt him. Keep cool. "And we are friends." Man Truth is all like John and him are besties and he's this close to get him into bed or something. Wtf.
"How so?" Awwww, Randy wants to know how John acted, cause he CARES. <3
Ooooooooh, Randal. You truly learned from The Game. Mindgames, you haz them.
"John Cena...doesn't have any friends." IN YOR FACE TRUTH.
LOL Henry y your cellphone so tiny?! XDD
...gosh, I bet my ass up that's a guest star sequence. I'll go to my laundry in the bathroom again.
Wtf, so not funny. Not even the Americans who know this dude are laughing.
Divas. Of course.
"Right Lita?" .... And my chin fell down to the neighbours living under me. ...
Oh wow, she just ruined all my belief in any WWE divas out there. Thanks, Lita, for being just as useless as any other divas. Wtf. That's like seeing Stone Cold saying "U such a phony" on TV and clashing a can of soda.
I think someone in me died. Not kidding.
Hmm, Ezekiel <3
"This here is what you call domination..." Fitting theme song is fitting.
Still shocked at Lita.
Yay for RAW totally ruining the excitement over who could be Randals partner. Wow, fail.
I wonder if Justin Roberts would say anything in the ring that you say he should. Lawl, nice idea.
Hmm, Miz and A-Ry.... GODDAMNIT WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO THEM?!
Standing!ovation!Cole XDDDDD WIN
"I loved He-Man!" B'AWWW :D U GEEK! <3
Lol at A-Ry screaming with Pee Wee and laughing afterwards :D
Tamper!Tantrum!Miz makes me laugh so hard XDDD <3
"Do not anger the pee!" ... That's the new level of comedy on RAW now?
Miz, you rule at imitating people. :D
Who's actually surprised to see Big Show? Okay, I was guessing on Mark Henry, but yeah.
The grey suits don't match. Just saying.
Awwww, Cole all hesitant to read it out loud <3 :D U SO IN LOVE, Michael.
LOL Big Show just pushed the suitcase A LITTLE and it flew RIGHT out of the ring and on Alex XDD
King's "UGH!" at Coles fanboy-ism made me laugh XDD
"OF COURSE, A-RY! HE'S THE MAN!" - "THAT'S RIGHT!!" - "LOOK AT HIM GO, A-RY, LOOK AT HIM GO!" XDDD Ohjesuschrist, I love fanboy!Cole :DD
"Why don't you marry him?!" LOL KING. YEP. THIS.
"Pour some syrup on him! He's done!" That's what I heard lady_tavington say the other night. Not about the Miz, though.
Personal assistant... that screams willing sex slave in my head. And NOT just because I saw "Secretary" last night.
Awww, Alex again D:
Dear "Stand up for WWE", lick my feet.
Awww, master!Wade.
"After you raised my hand in victory...I want you to clean my locker room." - "HMWHAT?" - "I want you to sweep, then I want you to mop..." LOL WADE U SO HILARIOUS XDD
"...you can scrub my bag." While you're in the bathtub? Randal will NOT like to hear this.
Otunga. Don't...talk about talent. That's like a blind man talking about the colour of the sky.
"I come from moneeeey... " *sighs reliefed* Good lord, thank you WWE for putting him back in his place.
RED!dress Maryse, you look FANTASTIC O__O
... Man, someone should teach Ted how to match colours. Red and purple? NU UH! Why not your red trunks, Teddy? Or the blue ones? Or black?
... Okay, your angry face makes it ALL UP <3 <3 <3
WTF TED WHERE'S THAT MARIBIASE ENTRANCE I LOVE SO MUCH? DON'T ROB ME! Gosh.
Danieeeeeel!!
... WWE, what did I say earlier about not letting my favourites fight each other?!!!
Angry!Ted. I wuv you. Into pieces, actually. But we all know you are not going to win this.
Because RAW hates you. IDK why.
Maryse, why are you always giving Cole your jewelry? Like he's not enough of a diva already. I mean if you want to pay him for saying nice things about you, then do that in private and from your OWN money. I bet my ass off that Ted payed that jewelry. Gosh why is he not my boyfriend?
Ouch. Ted, less tanning, more wrestling training.
*snickers at Ted being kicked the same way as Sheamus weeks before* <3 Hah.
.... Like I said. Ugh.
"SHUT UP!" <3
Dear angry Ted. I sent you my woman parts in a box, I think, a few weeks ago. You never answered. But I'm still in love with you. Just in case you didn't know. Okay. Bye.
Diva...whatever.
WHUT? Vince!
Actually happy to see that they didn't just forget about his storyline, but it would be better if I didn't saw him on Fan Appreciation day, happy, alive and talking o_O
I just love Vince's character XD "50,000 DOLLAR???!" "God, I HATE politics!"
"Well, sir, ...speaking as a fan...things are not running smoothly..." LAWL HERE YOU ARE FANS. HERE'S YOUR VOICE. Here's Vince telling us in his weird way that he's listening...I guess.
"Well, they burried the Untertaker." - "Aww, oh no!" Like "Not again!" xDD Bad dogs! Stop burring your bones in my garden!
VINCE FOR PRESIDENT!!
STEPH. Okay, to be honest, I didn't recognize her until she said "My dad.." She's looking good, though.
"Honey!" - "Hm!" and everybody is like OMFG THAT'S TRIPLE H. I love that you can recognize him by a grunt XD
"Honey!" - "Yeah?!" xD <3
"Yeah, he's in a coma." - "Ah, thank god." SUCH A NOT-PG STORYLINE O__O What is going on?! Why are they bringing all those people back?
... I actually love that the kids are NOT getting this. As if they get anything.
But.. what IS this?!
Please tell me that is the beginning of the end of PG. PLEASE.
B'AWWW. Emo!Ref!Johnny :DDD
Truth is just a dog that barks and does not back it off.
While Randal on the other hand does not bark, he just bites.
Hmmm, the looks. <3
Lol, SMILE!Randy after he beat down Wade.
Aaaaah, that's what I wanted to see!
Oaaah, staredown.
... I'm not just imagining John being all sad face when Randy gets hurt. He really does look like a kicked puppy whenever that happens o_O
... The emotions in Randys face when he thought that John would betray him...wow. "FINE! FINE!!...fine." Ugh. Heartbreak "Randy Orton is so highly emotional..." Yeah. For the title. Cause they ALWAYS said about him "the emotionless, the icy eyes..." LOL
WOAH! Deathglare from Randy to Wade. Jealousy³.
Ah, Randy outsmartin' John Centon succeeds.
Smiling Randy still gives me the creeps. In a good way o_O
Wade is angry cause there's no back scrubin' for him tonight. Well maybe Gaybriel does, but not as hard as John would have.
RAW begins with Randys theme song, RAW ends with Randys theme song. Randy rules RAW. Literally.
Hah, it's 1.30 am. Wtf. I need to be up at 7 am. Ugh. What I do for wrestling...