Stream Of Consciousness (Survivor Series 2010)

Nov 28, 2010 02:04

How about Survivor Series?
Like OMGFINALLY. Got spoilered, of course, but yeah, still pretty excited to see it.
Wooooh, HD-download is HD.

Lol those old logos are so shitty
WOAH DADDY
OH MY...child!John. OMG DON'T MAKE  ME ALL EMOTIONAL ALREADY D: I know he'll be fired. Omg, I will so cry xDD
John is so adorable. As a child and as a super built Hulk-Man.
"Right? .... RIGHT??" B'AWWW.
But that's such a spoiler for what's about to happen later o__O
Wooow, WWE. That's such an emo promo.
LOOOL The song. I can totally picture John singing it in my head. Drunk of course. And Randy is all "WTF LET'S GET OUT OF HERE UR TOO DRUNK YOU IDIOT". "Aaaaand if aaaaaaaaai dooooo whaaaat's wrrrrong.... who wiiiiiiil aaaaaaaaai beeeeeee?" "SHUT UP!!!"
John's beautiful, clear puppy dog eyes <3

WOAH WHAT WHAT WAIT WHAT??
Wow, what a start. Teddy....woah... *replay*
My brain gives me interesting thoughts. Hm.
Oh hai Maryse. YES FUR JACKET. U ROCK. I have one too :D SO COOL.
So cute how he's all eating her with his eyes and she's all "B'awww, I know :D"
Aaaand Teddy still refuses to shave.
Wtf why so sexy? Why so damn sexy?
Maryse has perfect legs o___o
Ted has perfect everything. Obviously.
You still should shave, Teddybear. I know all fangirls will slaughter me for this, but yeah, I think you should. Sheamus thinks so too.
"This is a different Ted Dibiase" OMG MATT STOP STEALING MY THOUGHTS. God, I really hope they turn him into REAL heel now. 
Bryaaaaaan. I hope he flirts with Maryse.
"Coming out to his nerd music." WTFUDGE COLE. That's not nerdy, that's classic! It's from Richard Wagner, you idiot. CULTURE. I know you Americans don't know what that is, but it is important over here in Europe.
"Versace dress, prada jacket"  BUT I AM A GOOD GIRL :D (lady_tavington 's song, btw)
Did I said already that I like Teds green trunks? Cause I do.
Love how any man around Maryse just focus on her, film her and stare at her. LOL. There could be Undertaker vs HBK in the ring, the boys in the first row would be still staring at Maryse xDD
Maryse will so interfere in this match.
Aaaand there goes the light. Not that I would complain to ever be in a dark room with Teddy, but I wan to see the match o__O
OWWW. Greaaaaat, Teddy :D <3
Lol at Maryse going all "OAAAAAAH!" 
Man, Maryse. You gotta work with Teddy every day and you still chose Miz. That's cute. But I don't understand xD I mean Miz really is attractive, but Ted is a whole nother level. I know he's married but DAMNIT LOOK AT THAT BACK. All tanned and stuff <3 Hmmhnmmgnnnn.
*laughs at Teds incomplete beard with holes in it* Not manly, sorry xD *get slaughtered by all the fangirls*
Great match. But this shouldn't be the opening match.
Ow, fuck. I hope Bryan didn't hurt his shoulder.
Was that a "Natalya kiss me Hart!!" -sign? Win :D
I want him to win, but I think it's not going to happen. Oh Tedinator D:
OMG SPINEBUSTER. HOW I MISSED THIS MOVE. How I miss Trips u__u

... *gets a little distracted by a huge mappie on her balcony eating the snow like it's cocaine* ... oO

OWWWWWWWWWW. TEEED. NOOOO.
NOO NOOO DON'T NOOO DOOOOON'T!!!
Argh.
Fuck, I wanted him to win so much ._____.
Hmm, give this two a nice feud, WWE. Please.

Miiiiz :D
Damn, you look  hot tonight. Sorry, what? I did NOT say that.
Yeeesss, give me some Miz-talk.
WHAT the fuck is going on with the light tonight? Someone fire the idiot that's responsible for that!
Wooooo, Miz closeup. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME.

Yay, give me some Sheamus promo!
BOOM SMIRKING SHEAMUS. WOAAAAH.
Okay, SS is trying to kill me. First Ted, now Sheamus. Can this opening be any better? I don't think so.
OH HAI PAPA. U SO BEAUTIFUL.
OH HD I LOVE YOUR FRECKLE-FRIENDLY-NESS :D
He.is.so.huge.
LAUGHING. Omg, the sex. I'm...like....good god, I've missed Sheamus the past week. <3
"I'm not going to stick his head in the toilet" WHY NOT?? I mean you could clean the toilet with his "beatiful" hair. LOL. Yes, I'm a bully.
Dear angry!Sheamus. I want to have your babies. Love, Anna
Btw, anybody but me thinks about school!Sheamus being a bully? :D Of course he wasn't, but the idea is quite funny.
Whaaat? The match is now? 
Lol, Papa has to wait to come out to his music, cause it's unrealistic if he's backstage and then on stage in the next second.
Love how the guy holding up the "Even in Miami Sheamus can't get a tan"-sign is pale himself. Fucking idiot.
.... Sheamus? ... Where are the scratches on your arms from? You didn't really wrestle lately... is there something you want to tell me?
That beautiful smile.
YES COLE. JoMo should fucking mind his own fucking business. Who's the bully here?
*snorts* I love how JoMo is supposed to be the handsome one that every girl loves, but he totally vanishes next to Sheamus. At least to me.
WHY in the world is JoMo so upset?! Sheamus should be upset. But he's just smirking, knowing what he'll do.
I swear to god, if Sheamus doesn't win this, I'll be VERY angry. For obvious reasons: a) this would make the feud extremely boring, one-sided and finished b) it's so unlogical since Sheamus is a WWE champion and 234534354345 times stronger than JoMo c) it would embarass Sheamus even more and I'm really sick of this lately. Really, really sick.
Okay, we wait for the parkour-training-commentary in 3....2....1
Respect to the man with the EPIC FAIL-sign and an arrow towards himself o___O
"A tank vs a fighter jet" omg, epic comparison fail. It's more like a bear against a fox or a steamroller vs a kitten (you're welcome for that image).
And there is the parkour commentary. God I'm so tired of hearing that.
Hmm, Papa.
COLE STOP TALKING ABOUT PARKOUR. We all know what it is already. GOSH.
"I'm enoying watching the beating" MATT U SO WIN. UR MY FAVOURITE COMMENTATOR. I WUV U.
Finish him, baby. Finish him.
Commentary win. I love Matt for being on Sheamus' side.
"Sometimes tey say size doesn't matter." "To YOU they probably say that." LOOOL
WTF Sheamus on the ropes. We don't see THAT very often O_O
RAAOOOWRRR. (That's a yeah with a rawr. Yep.)
Finishhimfinishhimfinishhim...fuck.
The crowd is waaaay to silent. Probably because this "feud" is so shitty written.
Panting Sheamus. Bai bai everything that was left from my panties.
Woah, nice move. Whatever that was, that was nice oO
"WOAAAT?" God, I love when he does that xD "TRHUUEEEE!!" xD *snickers*
Love you, Sheamus, for breaking up the Moon Sault and trying the Celtic Cross. :D
... he won. Morrison....won. I...
Fuck this, srsly.
I hate the writers. You make no sense and you fuck up every feud. Fuck you.
"Any kid watching..." THIS IS NOT ABOUT TEACHING LESSONS TO KID. WE'RE NOT SESAME STREET. "Always fight back!" I hope every fucking kid gets to his bully and gets his fucking face kicked in. Yes, I'm angry. Thanks for noticing. Life is not like that, kids. Try it and feel the pain after your failure.
Good lord what's wrong with tose fucking writers.
Ted and Sheamus lost. I'm.... grrr.

Joooohn.
Wtf, R-Truth I still haven't figured out why you are in this storyline. Wtf.
Lol, R-Truth. You're an idiot. Saying to John "Hey, how about I hurt Randy." I expect John jumping in your face in 3....2....1
There you go.
Bacardi ad, you're not pg.

Kaval. Long time no see.
"Kaitlyn, if you hear me, will you marry me, I love you" LOL MATT. I wuv your fangirl-ism
R-Truth is probably the worst friend ever.

I don't really care about this SmackDown roster team feud thing. Really.
Lol at Alberto Del Shit for his real talk. But I still don't like you.

IT'S DADDY. OMG.
OH WOW...
It's emo!Daddy :D Awww, he's so sad about John probably getting fired or betraying him (not gonna use the word "screw" here xDD)
Randy has the best face expressions. I think he's a good actor. When is his movie coming out?
"John Cena.... there it is, there it is...." He doesn't even let him finish. He just hears John's name and he clicks >D He's that much in love.
HAIIIIIR. I LOVE YOUR HAIR DADDY.
"I feel for the guy 'n' all" ( I FEEL U JOHN) Hah, never saw a person say something like that and look so devilish at the same time :D He's all >:D
This voiiiice. It should be illegal to have a voice so low. And talk into a mic all calm and quiet and purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
"I am not thinking...about John Cena." Uhm, nobody ever said that. LOL. He's all "WHAT? I WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT JOHN CENA ALL DAY. I WAS NOT MOANING HIS NAME IN THE NIGHT. IT TOTALLY WASN'T!! WHO SAID THAT???" - "....nobody said that." - "... WELL GOOD. BECAUSE I WASN'T" Yeah, right.
"Now John... he knows me. He knows me well enough...." OH HALLO  TOTALLY CANON CENTON. That little smile there, I saw it.
Lawl, Randy. <3

Uhm... how many weeks have we seen LayCool against Natalya now?
How many chances did Natalya get to get the title?
Is she the new Beth now? (This hurts as much to write it as for you to read it.)
2 on 1  for the title.
Yeah, whatever. Why am I still wondering about this?
Only time when the crowd reacts is when the sharp shooter comes up.
WHAT? SHE DID IT? SHE'S CHAMP? WTF.
God, this could have been such a great storyline, but you totally messed it up, WWE. Now we don't care about Natalya being champion :|
Lawl the ref is all "Take it....hey, take it....take it!!...TAKE IT ALREADY!!!"
Gosh, how I hate LayCool. Can they please split up?
Perfect timing for Beth to come back....now.....now? .... Or now? ....GUH. Of course she won't she's still injured....

WOAAOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH O_____________O
I .... I MIGHT....OMG IT'S HER. SHE'S REALLY HERE. OMG THERE SHE IS LOOKING BEAUTIFUL AND ALL OMG SHE'S KINDA BACK OMG SHE COMES FOR NATALYAS RESCUE.
I'm happy.
... Crowd? Hello? Pop please? 
Oh, Beth, you don't even know how happy I am to have you back. Sort of back.
*SNAPS FINGERS* HM HM HM, that girl has some BOOT-AY. <3
*replay* *replay* *replay*
Lol at that man in the front row, jumping to Beth's music and turning to his not-enthusiastic friend to scream in his ear "OMG THAT'S BETH!" xDD <3
Beth, you make me want to be a better woman. You inspire me so much.
HUG. OMG HUG. And I think Beth is at the edge of crying. Which I would understand. OH GAWD.
...and now there are tears in my eyes too.
Beth knows how to get the crowd :D
MY GIRLS. LIKE WOAH.
I want to ship them, but I see Natalya more like Beth's little sister. :)
Did Natalya just say "YAAAAY!" ? xD Win.

I can totally skip the Edge / Kane thing. Cause I'm not interested in the storyline and I'm not watching SmackDown (I WILL NOW AGAIN SINCE BETH IS BACK YEAAAAH) and yeah. *skips*
I think Hornswoggle stole all the razors. #Edge #TedDibiase #JohnMorrison

Lol, Wade. You so full of lolz, like lady_tavington  would say.
John should wear the Nexus shirt. Still.

See me not caring for the tag team titles *skips*
Kozlov, you're in my wet dreams, but I don't have to watch this match.
Man not even Gabriel shaved himself. HORNSWOGGLE GIVE THE RAZORS BACK!!! You get a kiss when you do.

"Can't he just BBM you?" Marry me, Matt. Please. xD
Aaah, Trips, stop sending emails and come back already. As a heel please. As THE GAME.
Gtfo, Nexus.

"I was born to do this." So true, John.
Gawd, the Centon. I don't have to mention it, we ALL see it.
This could have been such a good storyline. John could have made Wade the champ and turn heel. WWE you missed such a big chance there. Still, I think it could have been worse.
U look so good in stripes, John.
Haha, I see lady_tavington dying at this, being all AWW C'MERE U CUTE JOHN-JOHN!! U CAN PRESS UR FACE IN MY CLEAVAGE. DON'T BE SAD ANYMORE.
I miss heel!Randy in moments like this. He was so vicious and-....wtf, Daddy, why are you so...so sweaty? And panting? Have you just run a marathon? WTF.
God, poor John. Kudos for at least trying to concentrate. Lol. I totally couldn't, being in the ring with sweaty, panting Randal.
"Viper eat morons" and a snake with Randys face and Wades face in its stomach. Lol, sign-win.
Randy eyefucks John, but John can't look at him <3
God, I love when John grabs Randy from behind. <3 <3
And Randy's always like WOAH WHAT ARE U DOING? WE'RE IN PUBLIC, JOHN!
Standing dropkick by Randy. A thing of beauty.
*is just enjoying the great match*
*...and the slashy commentary*
Ooaaaah, Randy staring at John. Mmmrrr.
Randys shoulder hurts. Once again.
Hmmmn.
Haaaaah. Go John! Get angry! Come on, turn into Hulk! GO ANGRY!! :D
I can see some old!John there. Can you?
Hah, John hesitated for a second :) I love his acting.
"CENA'S FREE!!" - "Cena's fired."
Randys face expression :) Sooo much centon potential here.
No Randal celebration on the ropes? He's THAT shocked?
Ah, there it is.
Haha, someone tell me why Randy should help John with Nexus OTHER THAN PURE LOVE?
Normally I love the " Na na na na, na na na na, eeeeh, Good-Bye" Not right now. Have you no respect, people?
I got spoilered that they hugged, but I still squeak and whimper.
John whispered something in Randys ear and Randy nodded. WHAT DID HE SAY?
I CAN HAZ GIF OF SHIRTLESS!CENTON!HUG?
*replay* *replay* *replay* *replay* (Gotta love downloads)
AWW RANDY DOING THE "RESPECT!"-GESTURE. AWW.
... that shirt could have been a bottle. Just saying.
Aww, the Centon.
Here you go, Randy. Now you have your title, but you lost John in your daily life. Hope you're happy.
Some people in the audience have no respect whatsoever.
Lawl at false good-bye to the commentators. As if they'd really fire John.
God, I hope he gets some long, nice vacation with his family. That's what I wish for John Cena.
He's hugging random guys. Anybody knows who they are? Family members? Friends?
He has tears in his eyes.
Aww, John and the fans.

... So why is it called SURVIVOR series?

So I get Beth back and lose John? *SIGH*
The lack of good storyline lately makes my heart cry. The lack of Sheamus makes me die with need.

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