I'm pissed...perfect time to watch RAW.
Where's my Speculaas? Yeah, I know I'm late. I have a RL that's eating me, okay?
This better be good. And this better has some Sheamus in it.
Haaah, HD <3
Feel the hate of the WWE universe. Lol.
Wade, y so annoyed? XD
B'aww John's shirt next to Randy's shirt, both boo-ing. Aww, even the Universe ships Centon.
"Last night-" "BOOOO!!!" xDD
All Cena haters must be Wade fans now, right?
Aaaah, Wade, never stop talking <3
I see Randy in 3....2....1...
"In the name of justice...." OMG WADE IS SAILOR MOON.... BAHAHAHA.
Crowd never knows if to LOVE or HATE the GM. Aaaah, Trips come back already <3
"Can I have your attention please..." SHUT UP COLE! -sign in the background. BAHAHA. Win.
I do believe Wade is a gentleman. I said it before, I will say it now: I want to go on a date with him. Just one date :3
3 hours special again?
King of the ring.. AHAHAHAHA. How about call it RETURN OF THE KING and make it even MORE obvious? xD Can't WAIT for him to come back.
Cole has a surprise? "Oh boy." EXACTLY, Jerry xD
CM Punk? Broadcast team? What?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaah, yeeees, Punk on commentary. He wins :D
Aww, he looks so happy. And if he'd shave, he'd be attractive too >D Hornswoggle, the razors. PLEASE.
*moans*
Oh hai Sheamus. You're SO going to win this, cause, hah, Trips wants to face you :D I want to "face" you too.
Nice shirt <3
Bahaha, R-Truth. I see you down in 2 seconds.
Bahahaha, Punk mocking Eve. Sorry, but he's right here. I love her, but she can't dance xD
"There's no way he's getting through Sheamus right now." PUNK!! U WIN!! I LOVE YOU. HAHA.
Sheamus is not impressed of ya rappin'.
BAHAHA, Sheamus shaking his head at Truth XDDDDD
"Sheamus is definitely not impressed." Punk and me at commentary would be made of epic win. PUUUUNK.
*sighs* I love to see Sheamus, but this means he has this match and that's it. No Celtic Warriror for the rest of the night. Fuck.
"And I think Sheamus will make a FANTASTIC King Of The Ring." Aaaaah,
yes. But we all know Trips will do that.
WTF DON'T YOU MOVE YOUR HIPS TOWARD PAPA LIKE THAT. Ò___O
WOAH. Sheamus anger = bai bai ovaries. I think there was a mini explosion right beneath my stomach. *checks* Yes. Exploded.
...Can WWE please put Punk in Jerry's chair, please? I want him to do the commentary forEVER. And it's time for King to retire.
Hmgn, Papa has a bloody knee. *runs for patches*
"Let's go Sheamus!" -chants. AWWWW. ME LIKEY.
... *is dead from all the hotness* Omg, I can't wait to see the screencaptures >3
Dear sweatdrops on Sheamus face, homina homina homina. Love, Anna.
Oh hai, anybody thought Sheamus would lose? Haha. Of course not. I CAN HAZ EPIC STORYLINE WITH TRIPS PLZ?
"Ah, it's fun to watch." Punk is as much of a fangirl like I am XDD
*end of replay* *Sheamus stands at the ropes* King: "VERY impressive." Me: "...MGNNNGNNMmmrrrzmmm."
*shudders*
Punk trying so hard to look interested while King and Cole talk about the Cena DVD xD
Lol, Punk mocking John xD
Johnnnnn footage. God, I'd love if your DVDs wouldn't be so extremely expensive here in Germany. Ughrrrrgh.
Uhm... John you walk funny. Like an old dog. Wiggle your ass a little more <3
"McCool is that with a M, A, C?" OMG SECURITY GUY WIN. SO HARD.
"I've never seen them before" *laughs so much about Natalya that she knocks over her class and spills her chocolate milk all over the plug board*
Baaah, my ears hurt from LayCool. God, I'm so reliefed that they're not on RAW anymore...and so is the audience xD
"Tuhmorrrrow iz...anosa deei." MARRY ME KOZLOV I BEG U xDD <3 <3
"Tomorrow, Kozlov? What if tomorrow doesn't come, Kozlov? Everybody thinks tomorrow is guaranteed. But IT'S NOT GUARANTEED, KOLZLOV!" xD
Ukulele!! Somewhere over the rainbow? ...No?
TAMINAAAAAAAAAAA :D
OH HAI Tamino STORYLINE I MISSED YOU. SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
*GASPS AT THE KISS* O__O
Santino just came in his pants xD
Santino looks like me after watching Sheamus oO
DADDY. U SHOVIN THAT TITLE IN EVERYBODYS FACE, YES? WHY CAPSLOCK, ANNA? OH I DON'T KNOW IT'S FUN.
Dear Daddy. Hair makes you 345346 years younger. Looks so incredible good. Have my babies...wait, no, I will have YOUR babies. Yes.
*can't stop staring at his perfect waist* o___o
"And I still fuck respect the hell out of this guy..."
BIG ZEK NEXT. RAW wants to kill me <3
Ezkiel all oiled up. I'm... I .... Hm...
Riley. Coughing to get attention. That's so me.
Oh and you're such an idiot for going into the ring against Big Zek for Miz. I mean srsly. Your love must be really big and really blind.
Zek is all HAHA U TRY.
"I want to send him flowers.." WTF COLE. U SO GAY. I mean REALLY gay. I mean like IN YOUR FACE GAY. xDD
Hm, they shouldn't have set Miz on the plan of King Of The Ring at all. So this wouldn't TOTALLY HINT at Miz cashing in the briefcase later. But hah, what does it bother me, I'm already spoiler-ed. I know what's about to happen.
Bahaha, Punk <3
ZEK AND SHEAMUS. I CAN HAS KOZLOV TOO AND THEN THEY ALL WIN A PLACE IN MY BED? YES? KINGS OF THE BED? YES? >D That'd need one hell of a bed.
Alex HAS a celtic cross on his back O____O
Goosebumps at John's entrance.
This is a hard time. We're losing a lot of superstars. I know John will be back, but it might take some time. We lost HBK, Batista, we lost Trips, we lost Mikey James and Mariah,....and now John. And I'm not sure if that's not too much. Undertaker will be gone soon too. I want Batista back. I want Trips back and John and....ugh, my heart. Getting a little emotional here.
Johns words are fake. He's not that good of an actor that I can't tell. (Sorry, John.) But the tears in his eyes, the tremble in his voice, that's true. He IS touched.
Oh god. John, no. Don't talk about real private things. Don't talk about your bros. That will make me cry in 3...2...1
OH GOD JOHN. *is all teary*
I hope, I really, really, really do hope with all my heart that he DOES have vacation now, that he spends his time with his family and his friends and just RELAXES. No movies, no promotions, no shit. Just him and his family. For a few months. And then he can be back. Please.
"I want every woman and every child to go 'Let's go Cena!' and I want every guy over the age of 14 to say 'Cena sucks!'. Is that alright?" I srsly don't know how you can hate such a wonderful man. He wins my heart 35364523452 times. I love you, John.
Lol, Cole. You're no guy.
He controls the crowd. No matter if you hate him or love him, he controls you. He owns you. He says you shout, you shout as loud as you can. Lol, haters fail, but Cena wins.
Wow, the girls and kids are loud <3 Totally balanced. Maybe a little help from the speakers?
"And may have accidentaly peed in your coffee...once or twice..." <3
"Karma is a ****." WOOOAAAAAH OLD CENA HAI THERE I LOVE YOU. OHMYGODNESS.
...How can it be live TV if it's censored?
"I love you to death. Let's go home." Crack. That was my heart.
The tears in his eyes touch me more than any word could ever do.
Love how the fans are all :O and when they realize they're on camera they all turn :D
TED!! I SAW U!
LE EPIC GASP.
Oh, the Ceeeeenton, I can't believe it. It's like seeing a movie based on a fanfic. Oh wow.
"How come you didn't thank me?" - "Randy, I-" - "Why do you leave me?"
Ohgodanotherhug. My fangirl heart is sinking in happy joy.
GUYS STOP WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER. My fantasies go WILD imagining what you said.
Oh Wade. U're so totally hinting at this "fireing" not being real.
OH TED HAI. You're fast. You were backstage 2 sec ago o__O
Maryse can do The Rock eyebrow too. Haha.
I'm still not amused that Ted isn't champion yet.
"What's the matter, Cole? Don't like Wagner?" PUNK. .... I HAVE NO WORDS. U WIN. U WIN SO HARD. If you keep doing that there is no need for me to do a stream, cause you'll say exactly what I think <3
... Bella. I... I try to find you nice, but I have a hard time not hating you. Hah.
"You gonna talk about Maryses shoes next. Let's talk about the competition IN THE RING now." LOL AT MARYSE GLARING AT PUNK.
Well, if Punk says Brie is a 4 then she is a 4. Punk knows best, he's dated them all.
Oh Maryse <3
Wait, this is a King Of The Ring match? That means I have either Sheamus, Zek and Bryan or Sheamus, Zek and Ted? WHUT. Doesn't matter who win, they're all my favourites.
I CAN HAZ A BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIIIIIG BED NOW PLEASE?
Punk being a little Ted fan. I... I can't.... I can't put into words how awesome this is. YES someone finally speaks for Ted and YEEESSS Punks likes Sheamus AND Ted. And omg.
Thank you writers, for putting Bryan into one ring with Ted. A) That's just beautiful to watch. B) Ted can learn a lot from him <3
We all knew Bryan would win. Still I'd like to invite Ted into my King of the bed tournament too. As a special guest. Yep.
Oh god, Bellas. Stop. Just stop.
LOL BRYAN PUTTING THEM TOGETHER. He's either a very big fan of (incest) lesbians, or he's totally not into them. Both leads to me being in love with him even more.
Natalyaaaa.
"These girls are all ferocious, that's for sure." Lol, Punk talking about his girlfriend.
Alicia Fox. Are you serious?
... Don't. Don't rate the girls. Don't.
Extensions, guys. Not real hair.
Lol at Punk mocking the commentators.
"And the people know it. They come alive with the Sharp Shooter." IDK but Punk's like the voice of the WWE universe. Or just me. My voice. Never thought I'd say that, but yeah.
Oh hai awesome Melina/John Morrison storyline that was born dead.
Ewwwgghh. JoMo and Tyson Kidd ruin my King Of The Bed theory.
"Certainly not John Cena, cause HE'S BEEN FIRED." Puuuuunk. XDD
Kidd has a new theme song. Oh wow, I noticed.
Stop.rating.divas.
"Wait, what?" Punk. Stop being me. XD
"He didn't hook his leg!?" Punk, I ... I have no words. Your commentary is priceless. I need you to be there every monday. Please. Please stop wrestling and start as a commentator. PLEASE.
Aww, paranoid!Randy. Looks a bit sad to me too.
....THEY TALK TO ME...
Oh, good thing daddy is paranoid. Hah, Nexus, you suck. And I miss John already.
Wtf, a thousand referees. Is there a nest? LOL.
I love to see Randy in pain. Just saying.
Wait, where's the match??
Ah, Nexus is banned from ringside. HOW ABOUT MAKE THAT DECISION A FEW MINUTES EARLIER.
Lol GM really BBMs Cole now.
THEY TALK TO ME part 2
Wade. You never learn. You cut off a snakes head to kill it. Everything else just makes it angry.
"He could be more dangerous now." Dear Punk. You make this stream absolutely useless.
Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....the name never ends xD
This must kill John. We all know he's watching somewhere.
Aww, no.
*BITES INTO HER FIST HARD* (OW!) JOOOOOHN. I JUST SAID YOU'RE WATCHING SOMEWHERE. LOL.
OH THE CENTON. OHMYGODTHECENTON.
Fic couldn't be more slashy. I mean What.The.Hell. I love it. I LOVE IT.
RUN JOHN RUN WOOOOOOOOOO
Poor ref.
Of course Randy will take over now. And then, boom, Miz. Aaaah, shitty spoilers, ruining my fun. That's why I hate spoilers.
Face expressions of Randy. Got to love them.
Hai Mizzy.
COLE, BREATH! XDD
"A very fresh Miz" How do you know? You helped him wash his back, Cole >D Of course you did.
GOD RANDAL WATCH YOUR ANKLES. Ow.
This is why we love Randy. The intensity.
Got to say that Miz deserves this. I like it. He brings fresh air into the competition.
And actually that's a total IN YOUR FACE to all who said he'd never make it. I love his career, that he was the only one who believed in himself. This is totally giving hope for everybody to achieve their goals no matter what the people say.
LOL
the girl. Saw her online and thought she was mad about John leaving and not Miz xDD Call the WHA-WHA-WHAMBULANCE :D
COLE CALM DOWN. My ears get pregnant from all your coming.
Shitty night for Randy though. Lost the one thing that matters in his life, the only thing that's precious for him, that he'd guard with his life...oh and he lost the title too xDD
Aww, Alex.
"Is it always like this? Out here? So chaotic? I'm coming back next week. This show is awesome." LOL YES PUNK COME BACK PLEASE.
I must say I really liked this RAW. Although there's NOT ENOUGH SHEAMUS. And John's speech was only meh.
But yeah, nice RAW with nice twists. I liked it.