Stream Of Consciousness (29/11/2010)
Okay, HAI.
Everybody is like WOAH WOAH ANNA MAKE A STREAM SHEAMUS IS KING MAKE A STREAM.
People PLEAAAAASE. I told you he'd be it. I told yaaa. Anybody really thought he wouldn't? Cause d'uh obvious Trips storyline is obvious.
lady_tavington called me "Queen angrbooa" on twitter. I like the sound of that, hohoho.
I'll refer to Sheamus as King Sheamus, King Papa or just King in the following text. Because I can.
I knew Thor would reward me for all the shit lately. Harrrr. *is one happy camper*
I LOVE the hyena-sounds for Nexus in the promo. Bahaha. Awesome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah I know what happened I watched it yesterday >D
Good lord I hope Punk is on commentary again. Please. Please. Please.
Mizzy :D Yes, my love for you is official now. I can't fight it no more. *sigh* You're irresistible.
Aaaah, Randal. I feel bad. You're my second favourite and I should be UPSET how the storylines gave you one of the worse nights ever (losing the title AND your baby? Aww.) But I can't. I'm so hyped with Sheamus and I'm okay with Miz being Champ... You will be back on top and John will be back, so yeah.
Oh Cole you little fangirl. How about you buy his shirt and wear it every night?
BAHAHA there's even the cape. I want to see him in the cape. OMG I WANT TO SEE HIM.
Speaking of fangirls: ALEX. You have a nice tie oO
OH HAI PUNK I HEARD U ALL ANTI-PARTY AND STUFF <3 <3 YAAAY.
Lol, can I party with Alex Riley, please? We would rock the world.
Making fun of his own backstage faux-pas. That's class!
Oh wow. Is that a A-Ry push?
It's Albertos personal ring announcer: TWO FACE. Wtf, I know he's supposed to look bruised, but damn xD
I - still - can not stand Alberto del shit.
I love how he's all "I AM SO ROYAL" and wins NO KING OF THE RING. HAHAHA. God, I hope Sheamus re-decorates his face with a kick :D
Ted Dibiase for poor people. That's all I'm gonna say to this gimmick.
BAHAHA SHEAMUS VS KOFI. YESSSS. I LOVE THAT.
"And anybody that wants nohing to do with the Bella twins has got issues. MAJOR issues." Oh hai, I has major issues now. Cause Cole said so.
Puuuuuuuunk! Stop being so ninja :D
PUNK! I LOVE YOU. Your commentary is intelligent and witty. HAVE MY BABIES. No, actually not. But I forgive you that Straigh-Edge-Society thing.
Hm, can I have Bryan vs King Sheamus later? Can I?
GOD CAN THIS BE OVER SOON I WANT TO SEE KING SHEAMUS.
God, Bryan will need some ice after this match D:
Nooooooooooo D: No Bryan/Sheamus for me tonight.
Yaaay, WWE history lesson! Gimme the facts, I need them :D
Edge!
STONE COLD O__O!
Trips <3
Bret Hart
Brock Oo
Woah, I am impressed now. And now my hubby. Awww. (I'm getting all watery eyes here...) So much coming for him in the future... Sooo much ahead. Ohgodyes.
R-Truth. You're going on my nerves.
Crowd's not impressed. Haha.
R-Truth shut up about Cena. Please.
Can someone please silence Truths mic? AND STOP THE CLOSE UPS PLEASE.
Truth calling out the Nexus. Lolwhai?
Oh god, rookie on the mic, rookie on the mic! "NEX-ASS!" XDD
I can NOT has this shitty match now? I can has King Sheamus now.
Woah, what was that?
Uhm, jeans shorts and a purple shirt?
*sighs heavily* So the rumors are true. I can't believe this. WHY DOES THIS BOY NEVER GET VACATION? And this Juan Cena thing will be the shittiest gimmick ever. Yeah, make him even MORE hated. Great idea, WWE.
Quit smoking pot, WWE creatives!
"I have NO idea who was responsible-:::." - "AAAAH, COME ON, it was clearly John Cena!" LOL PUNK.
DON'T FUCKING SHOW ME THAT THRONE WITHOUT SHEMUS IN IT. I WANT KING SHEAMUS. NAO.
King Cody would have been funny xD
Jerry, stop talking trash about Cody. He IS good looking. Everybody can see that.
Awww, that smile :D
Oh, JoMo. Now the pretty girls will go at each other? Isn't that a diva match then? XDD
"AARHG COME ON!! NOT MY FACE!! NOT MY FAAAACE!!!" Lol, Codes. U such a drama queen.
Slow Punk xD "It's this jacket I'm wearing, it's causing me my powers." LOL
We all know JoMo will win this.
Aaaand so he does. Boring.
I CAN HAZ KING SHEAMUS NAO PLEASE?
NOT YET? AAAAARH WHYYY. CAN'T WAIT.
Wow Miss USA has nothing to do with America, other than cosmetic surgery, huh? XD
Bai bai Drew. You have NO chance against Big Zek :D
GIMME MY CHOCOLATE MOUNTAIN OF DOMINANCE :DD COME ON!!!
Hmmmgrrrrrrrnnn, this song.
Lol Cole and Punk bashing each other. "That's why I'M the wrestler and you're...whatever you are." xDD
"U JERK WHAT R U DOIN???!!" Lol, Punk now is officially exactly like lady_tavington and me, getting so excited that we talk to the wrestlers during a match even though they can't hear a thing xDD Only Punk is on live TV....and gets paid...buhuu.
WTF double countout?
WTF Sheamus will advance automatically? UGH. That will give persons the reason to BITCH about him some more. Like he wouldn't have beaten Big Zek anyways. ARGH can't he just win against all?
But that means he's next :D
Dear Bella-whichever-one-you-are. GTFO of my screen. AND my Bryan. Okay. GTFO.
A-RY :D
Alex is such a copy of Miz, it's getting really scary xDD
WHAT?? IMMA GO SEE MIZ NOW? I WANT TO SEE KING SHEAMUS ALREADY. WTF GIMME MY SHEAMUS. OAAAARGH.
God drama!promo. There's more drama in that 2 minutes than in other entire movies. Lawl.
"I'M SO EXCITED!!! PUNK HOW EXCITED ARE YOU?? WE'RE ABOUT TO GET VISITED BY THE NEW WWE CHAMPION!!!" - "...whoopy-do!"
Should I speak spain? Russian? Italian? French? German? Latin? What language would you understand, WWE? I'd learn it, just to tell you I WANT KING SHEAMUS in it.
Who cares about the Miz when there's KING SHEAMUS waiting?
OMG Cole is a jumping ball. A coming, jumping ball.
OMG THE GIRL FROM LAST WEEK XDDD
Dear Miz, I love and support you as a champion. I don't give a fuck what the people say and neither do you. I love that about you. <3
Miz vs Jerry? What kind of main event is THAT? Ah, well, it can't ruin KING SHEAMUS-RAW for me :D
BLA BLA BLA GIMME KING SHEAMUS NAO.
There's no one else to challenge Miz? Really? REALLY?
OH HAI I HAZ SHEAMUS NAO? YEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I IZ QUIET NOW I PROMIZ.
Heeeeeere comes the king...
King Sheamus > all.
Kofi, ew. KICK HIM HUBBY KICK HIM.
"Sheamus would look GOOD as an irish king." He would, but wtf, Cole, you hitting on me boy?
I LOVE Sheamus' brutal style in the ring. We lost everyone who had that style, including Trips, and now he's the only brutal guy that's left.
...and he's so loud. Such a screamer <3
There's a guy in a green King Sheamus shirt in the front row :D How cool is that?
OWWW. FUCK. Kofi needs to see a doctor after this kick O_O
Guy in his green shirt is happy ans punches his Cena fans friends xD That will be one happy guy in the end of the night. Haha. Best time to wear that shirt.
"All hail King Sheamus." TRUE, Punk, oh very true.
Uhm...he stands on the ropes like that again. Is this now on every RAW? Because....YES PLEASE.
What? Tag team? Who cares?
John. Hugging people and having a ticket in his hand. That's so Jericho-style, really (It was Jericho, wasn't it? Last year? Hm.)
Cheerleader John xD
... I still hate that he's not on vacation though. And that they just ruin this storyline with that crap.
Everybody only stares at John. Well, nobody paid any attention to the match in the first place. Nobody cares about the tag team titles. ... other than those creepy Gaybird-Fangirls that I'll NEVER understand. LOOK AT HIM. HE LOOKS LIKE A HOMELESS. A GAY HOMELESS.
Okay, I got to admit I love aggressive!John.
"He spilled my diet soda!!" Whut? No pepsi?
Otunga, can you please!.stop!.emphasizing!.every!.word!. That's!.going!.on!.my!.nerves!!.
WTF happened to Gaybird? He slept UNDER his car or something? Man, shave and style your hair. This doesn't make you look manly, this only makes you EWWWW. Even more than you already are. Nexus is a gang of EWWW guys. Well, except for Wade. Who THANK GOD knows how to shave.
Punk can talk spanish? :D
*bla bla bla* Morrison wins? WAIT THAT MEANS SHEAMUS BEATS HIM IN THE FINALS!! MUAHAHAHAHA. U GET WHAT YOU DESERVE PARCOURS-JERK! :D
Haha at Rey being all Randy on the car :D
I'm probably the only person on this western part of the planet that doesn't like support the troops.
Hm, I like John keeping his word. It's unlike for creative writers to remember what they wrote last month.
Oooh, the potential of this storyline. Once again.
LAWL YESSSS.
I SEE SOME KOZLOV THERE :D
AND BIG ZEK.
Ooooouch Gaybird will need some painkillers :D
BHAHAHA KOZLOV. <3
Mmmmh, Maryse and Melina. Melyse? Marina?
LOVE Maryes ring gear :D
...oh god no. Don't make it more ridiculous, Santino.
Maryse is all WTF U DOING TAM? xDD
"UR VEREH STRONG!" >D
"Santino took out the air of the entire building." I love Punk and his honest way to see things :D When there's no crowd reaction he says there's no reaction. Simple as that.
Love Natalya for ALMOST doing the SUCK IT! gesture.
EEEEP! Punk wears a MISFIT-Belt :DDDDDDDDD Insert squeal of joy here. One of the best bands of all time. YOU GO PUNK.
Soooo strange to see Jerry Lawler (somewhat) young and with a beard and stuff.
Okay, okay, okay. We've seen enough of this ridiculous, useless, meaningless stuff. And I'm really getting tired of saying this, but I WANTZ KING SHEAMUS. NAO.
Lol, that crazy animated belt. Wtf, did it say? ... *replays* OAAAAAAAH THAT'S THE GAME'S THEME SONG (somehow) O____O EEEEP! SHOW HIM! SHOW HIM TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Omg, again my eyes fill with water. Have I missed him that much? YESIDID.)
....It's Ted.
Oh no, no no no, Ted, don't be sad, I didn't mean it like THAT. You know I love you! (Shit.) I just...expected someone else, you know o___o I wasn't prepared for your handsome-ness. Yes. In fact I didn't expected you on RAW at all. NO I didn't men to insult you with that either. ARGH. Need...help.... lady_tavington ?!
Tight shirt is tiiiiight. And ugly. Where's your style Teddy? Where are the suits?
Maryyyyse.
Oooooh, Maryse, that was...mean.
"SHUT UP!!!" I just ruined my panties. o____o Oooooh, new Ted, I think I might get REALLY attracted to you in the future. I can totally see it. Oh yes.
....I have totally enough of Nexus. I... YOU KNOW WHO I WANT TO SEE.
Bla bla bla who cares. *does something else*
"bla bla bla AND SHEAMUS." WOOAT? EVERYTIME I'M NOT LOOKING. *replays* Uh, JoMo and Sheamus. This is going to be good.
"JOSSSSSSSSSH!" :D <3 <3 <3
Scar. Hmmm, the scar.
GRANDMA O'SHAUNESSY AGAIN XDDD <3!
It's so obvious that JoMo will not make it. I mean, come on.
And it's obvious that Sheamus will - again - get no chance to really prove himself and something will disturb the match and he wins under circumstances that will let anybody and their mothers get the chance to question him. UGH!
Okay, tell me again why Miss Plastic Surgery USA will have the chance to announce King Sheamus?
She might be pretty (that's really a question of taste) and all, but that doesn't mean that she can talk. Oh my, this will be awful.
Why's she there in the first place? Is she singing? Or did she make a DVD? Anything that needs to be selled?
She's so no life-long fan. So not.
What is she wearing?
She has some...unique nose.
Yes, I'm totally bitchy here, I know. Cause guess what, I WANT TO BE THERE TO ANNOUNCE HIM. YES. And grrrrrness. I don't even want to think about her being backstage with the superstars.
*breathes* Okay. Let's do this.
Oh god, she's READING isn't she?
And she's afraid of Sheamus' music |D Oh how I hate this kind of woman I can not even put it into words.
OH HAI KING PAPA.
Shut up girl, srsly. I might punch you. Well, it wasn't that bad. Still, shut up.
*head to desk*
"The loss against John Morrison kept Sheamus up all night I bet." He was indeed up all night. But not because of John Morrison.
Dominant Sheamus is dominant.
*cracks up at the guy in the green shirt totally jumping up and applauding as the ONLY one in the arena* XDD I'm pretty sure Sheamus saw him. LOOOOL.
"ASSSSSSSSSKHEEEM!"
Eww, Sheamus had JoMos hair in his mouth. Ewwww. Ya better brush yarr teeth, King.
Hmmm, a song is playing over and over in my head "Ich bin nach deiner Liebe so krank..." I'm so sick for your love....hmmm.
Hah, King Sheamus, I totally saw and heard you saying something to JoMo :)
God, he's so strong. And he adds more and more moves to his repertoire that I don't even know. Haaah. <3
*hisses* Great counter.
Brogue kick! And High Cross.
And bai bai King Morrison.
ALL HAIL KING SHEAMUS.
Now that has a ring to it, you got to admit that :D
...what now? He only gets the title and the throne and that crappy cape? I want him to get a title shot.
AND I CAN HAZ GREAT FEUD WITH TRIPS NOW SOON????? PLEASE?? (Demanding much tonight? I'm a queen, I can totally be demanding.)
FELLABORATION!!!
Oh how you deserve it after WEEKS of shitty storyline. Ooooh, how I needed this. Haaah. Highlight is back where it belongs - right on Sheamus.
Hopefully we see Sheamus a lot more now. Not just one match and bai bai.
Oh hai throne...who's.... ARGH!!! WHAT'S THAT GIRL STANDING NEXT TO THE THRONE. GTFO. I..... IM GOING TO.... I WANT A CAT FIGHT. NAO. WITH THAT GIRL. ME VS MISS USA. GRRRNESS!
I dare you to touch him, I dare you...Fucking double-dare you, bitch.
Aaaand she did.
WHO is she to crown him? That's made by IMPORTANT people, you know? Not just some pretty plastic girl.
It doesn't fit on his hair xDDD Oh, WWE. You'll never learn to practice things like this before the show, do you? *laughs*
That is one big scepter....That's what the Queen said.
OH HAI MIC. YES PLEASE.
"FOINALLEH!" I agree with this.
"MY SUBJECTS!" I....am totally... haaaaah <3
... Sexiest, sweatiest king ever.
I need a king icon. NOW.
"Look at that scepter!" LOL PUNK
...Oh, RAW is not over yet. Ah, we still have a match. Who cares.
Bahaha, Punk. It's not ironic, it's called marketing.
... Do not really care and am still in awe...and changing my twitter background from throne!Sheamus to King!throne!Sheamus :DD
I hope this match is all about Lawler and retiering. No, I've not heard about rumors. This is just a wish of me. K?
As if WWE would give the title to Lawler. Come on. Why am I watching this?
AWWW COLE. The love.
No real commentator left.
AWW COLE AND LAWLER :O
Punk needs to learn a lot, still xD
Crowd is not impressed. Who would be.
Punk, you little wannabe Cole.
Oh hai, it's over, finally? Gosh that was a useless ending.
Anyways... CALL ME QUEEN ANGRBOOA CAUSE MY HUBBY IS KING :D
Drinking game. Read this stream again and drink a shot everytime I wrote "king" xDD
Everybody is like WOAH WOAH ANNA MAKE A STREAM SHEAMUS IS KING MAKE A STREAM.
People PLEAAAAASE. I told you he'd be it. I told yaaa. Anybody really thought he wouldn't? Cause d'uh obvious Trips storyline is obvious.
lady_tavington called me "Queen angrbooa" on twitter. I like the sound of that, hohoho.
I'll refer to Sheamus as King Sheamus, King Papa or just King in the following text. Because I can.
I knew Thor would reward me for all the shit lately. Harrrr. *is one happy camper*
I LOVE the hyena-sounds for Nexus in the promo. Bahaha. Awesome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah I know what happened I watched it yesterday >D
Good lord I hope Punk is on commentary again. Please. Please. Please.
Mizzy :D Yes, my love for you is official now. I can't fight it no more. *sigh* You're irresistible.
Aaaah, Randal. I feel bad. You're my second favourite and I should be UPSET how the storylines gave you one of the worse nights ever (losing the title AND your baby? Aww.) But I can't. I'm so hyped with Sheamus and I'm okay with Miz being Champ... You will be back on top and John will be back, so yeah.
Oh Cole you little fangirl. How about you buy his shirt and wear it every night?
BAHAHA there's even the cape. I want to see him in the cape. OMG I WANT TO SEE HIM.
Speaking of fangirls: ALEX. You have a nice tie oO
OH HAI PUNK I HEARD U ALL ANTI-PARTY AND STUFF <3 <3 YAAAY.
Lol, can I party with Alex Riley, please? We would rock the world.
Making fun of his own backstage faux-pas. That's class!
Oh wow. Is that a A-Ry push?
It's Albertos personal ring announcer: TWO FACE. Wtf, I know he's supposed to look bruised, but damn xD
I - still - can not stand Alberto del shit.
I love how he's all "I AM SO ROYAL" and wins NO KING OF THE RING. HAHAHA. God, I hope Sheamus re-decorates his face with a kick :D
Ted Dibiase for poor people. That's all I'm gonna say to this gimmick.
BAHAHA SHEAMUS VS KOFI. YESSSS. I LOVE THAT.
"And anybody that wants nohing to do with the Bella twins has got issues. MAJOR issues." Oh hai, I has major issues now. Cause Cole said so.
Puuuuuuuunk! Stop being so ninja :D
PUNK! I LOVE YOU. Your commentary is intelligent and witty. HAVE MY BABIES. No, actually not. But I forgive you that Straigh-Edge-Society thing.
Hm, can I have Bryan vs King Sheamus later? Can I?
GOD CAN THIS BE OVER SOON I WANT TO SEE KING SHEAMUS.
God, Bryan will need some ice after this match D:
Nooooooooooo D: No Bryan/Sheamus for me tonight.
Yaaay, WWE history lesson! Gimme the facts, I need them :D
Edge!
STONE COLD O__O!
Trips <3
Bret Hart
Brock Oo
Woah, I am impressed now. And now my hubby. Awww. (I'm getting all watery eyes here...) So much coming for him in the future... Sooo much ahead. Ohgodyes.
R-Truth. You're going on my nerves.
Crowd's not impressed. Haha.
R-Truth shut up about Cena. Please.
Can someone please silence Truths mic? AND STOP THE CLOSE UPS PLEASE.
Truth calling out the Nexus. Lolwhai?
Oh god, rookie on the mic, rookie on the mic! "NEX-ASS!" XDD
I can NOT has this shitty match now? I can has King Sheamus now.
Woah, what was that?
Uhm, jeans shorts and a purple shirt?
*sighs heavily* So the rumors are true. I can't believe this. WHY DOES THIS BOY NEVER GET VACATION? And this Juan Cena thing will be the shittiest gimmick ever. Yeah, make him even MORE hated. Great idea, WWE.
Quit smoking pot, WWE creatives!
"I have NO idea who was responsible-:::." - "AAAAH, COME ON, it was clearly John Cena!" LOL PUNK.
DON'T FUCKING SHOW ME THAT THRONE WITHOUT SHEMUS IN IT. I WANT KING SHEAMUS. NAO.
King Cody would have been funny xD
Jerry, stop talking trash about Cody. He IS good looking. Everybody can see that.
Awww, that smile :D
Oh, JoMo. Now the pretty girls will go at each other? Isn't that a diva match then? XDD
"AARHG COME ON!! NOT MY FACE!! NOT MY FAAAACE!!!" Lol, Codes. U such a drama queen.
Slow Punk xD "It's this jacket I'm wearing, it's causing me my powers." LOL
We all know JoMo will win this.
Aaaand so he does. Boring.
I CAN HAZ KING SHEAMUS NAO PLEASE?
NOT YET? AAAAARH WHYYY. CAN'T WAIT.
Wow Miss USA has nothing to do with America, other than cosmetic surgery, huh? XD
Bai bai Drew. You have NO chance against Big Zek :D
GIMME MY CHOCOLATE MOUNTAIN OF DOMINANCE :DD COME ON!!!
Hmmmgrrrrrrrnnn, this song.
Lol Cole and Punk bashing each other. "That's why I'M the wrestler and you're...whatever you are." xDD
"U JERK WHAT R U DOIN???!!" Lol, Punk now is officially exactly like lady_tavington and me, getting so excited that we talk to the wrestlers during a match even though they can't hear a thing xDD Only Punk is on live TV....and gets paid...buhuu.
WTF double countout?
WTF Sheamus will advance automatically? UGH. That will give persons the reason to BITCH about him some more. Like he wouldn't have beaten Big Zek anyways. ARGH can't he just win against all?
But that means he's next :D
Dear Bella-whichever-one-you-are. GTFO of my screen. AND my Bryan. Okay. GTFO.
A-RY :D
Alex is such a copy of Miz, it's getting really scary xDD
WHAT?? IMMA GO SEE MIZ NOW? I WANT TO SEE KING SHEAMUS ALREADY. WTF GIMME MY SHEAMUS. OAAAARGH.
God drama!promo. There's more drama in that 2 minutes than in other entire movies. Lawl.
"I'M SO EXCITED!!! PUNK HOW EXCITED ARE YOU?? WE'RE ABOUT TO GET VISITED BY THE NEW WWE CHAMPION!!!" - "...whoopy-do!"
Should I speak spain? Russian? Italian? French? German? Latin? What language would you understand, WWE? I'd learn it, just to tell you I WANT KING SHEAMUS in it.
Who cares about the Miz when there's KING SHEAMUS waiting?
OMG Cole is a jumping ball. A coming, jumping ball.
OMG THE GIRL FROM LAST WEEK XDDD
Dear Miz, I love and support you as a champion. I don't give a fuck what the people say and neither do you. I love that about you. <3
Miz vs Jerry? What kind of main event is THAT? Ah, well, it can't ruin KING SHEAMUS-RAW for me :D
BLA BLA BLA GIMME KING SHEAMUS NAO.
There's no one else to challenge Miz? Really? REALLY?
OH HAI I HAZ SHEAMUS NAO? YEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I IZ QUIET NOW I PROMIZ.
Heeeeeere comes the king...
King Sheamus > all.
Kofi, ew. KICK HIM HUBBY KICK HIM.
"Sheamus would look GOOD as an irish king." He would, but wtf, Cole, you hitting on me boy?
I LOVE Sheamus' brutal style in the ring. We lost everyone who had that style, including Trips, and now he's the only brutal guy that's left.
...and he's so loud. Such a screamer <3
There's a guy in a green King Sheamus shirt in the front row :D How cool is that?
OWWW. FUCK. Kofi needs to see a doctor after this kick O_O
Guy in his green shirt is happy ans punches his Cena fans friends xD That will be one happy guy in the end of the night. Haha. Best time to wear that shirt.
"All hail King Sheamus." TRUE, Punk, oh very true.
Uhm...he stands on the ropes like that again. Is this now on every RAW? Because....YES PLEASE.
What? Tag team? Who cares?
John. Hugging people and having a ticket in his hand. That's so Jericho-style, really (It was Jericho, wasn't it? Last year? Hm.)
Cheerleader John xD
... I still hate that he's not on vacation though. And that they just ruin this storyline with that crap.
Everybody only stares at John. Well, nobody paid any attention to the match in the first place. Nobody cares about the tag team titles. ... other than those creepy Gaybird-Fangirls that I'll NEVER understand. LOOK AT HIM. HE LOOKS LIKE A HOMELESS. A GAY HOMELESS.
Okay, I got to admit I love aggressive!John.
"He spilled my diet soda!!" Whut? No pepsi?
Otunga, can you please!.stop!.emphasizing!.every!.word!. That's!.going!.on!.my!.nerves!!.
WTF happened to Gaybird? He slept UNDER his car or something? Man, shave and style your hair. This doesn't make you look manly, this only makes you EWWWW. Even more than you already are. Nexus is a gang of EWWW guys. Well, except for Wade. Who THANK GOD knows how to shave.
Punk can talk spanish? :D
*bla bla bla* Morrison wins? WAIT THAT MEANS SHEAMUS BEATS HIM IN THE FINALS!! MUAHAHAHAHA. U GET WHAT YOU DESERVE PARCOURS-JERK! :D
Haha at Rey being all Randy on the car :D
I'm probably the only person on this western part of the planet that doesn't like support the troops.
Hm, I like John keeping his word. It's unlike for creative writers to remember what they wrote last month.
Oooh, the potential of this storyline. Once again.
LAWL YESSSS.
I SEE SOME KOZLOV THERE :D
AND BIG ZEK.
Ooooouch Gaybird will need some painkillers :D
BHAHAHA KOZLOV. <3
Mmmmh, Maryse and Melina. Melyse? Marina?
LOVE Maryes ring gear :D
...oh god no. Don't make it more ridiculous, Santino.
Maryse is all WTF U DOING TAM? xDD
"UR VEREH STRONG!" >D
"Santino took out the air of the entire building." I love Punk and his honest way to see things :D When there's no crowd reaction he says there's no reaction. Simple as that.
Love Natalya for ALMOST doing the SUCK IT! gesture.
EEEEP! Punk wears a MISFIT-Belt :DDDDDDDDD Insert squeal of joy here. One of the best bands of all time. YOU GO PUNK.
Soooo strange to see Jerry Lawler (somewhat) young and with a beard and stuff.
Okay, okay, okay. We've seen enough of this ridiculous, useless, meaningless stuff. And I'm really getting tired of saying this, but I WANTZ KING SHEAMUS. NAO.
Lol, that crazy animated belt. Wtf, did it say? ... *replays* OAAAAAAAH THAT'S THE GAME'S THEME SONG (somehow) O____O EEEEP! SHOW HIM! SHOW HIM TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Omg, again my eyes fill with water. Have I missed him that much? YESIDID.)
....It's Ted.
Oh no, no no no, Ted, don't be sad, I didn't mean it like THAT. You know I love you! (Shit.) I just...expected someone else, you know o___o I wasn't prepared for your handsome-ness. Yes. In fact I didn't expected you on RAW at all. NO I didn't men to insult you with that either. ARGH. Need...help.... lady_tavington ?!
Tight shirt is tiiiiight. And ugly. Where's your style Teddy? Where are the suits?
Maryyyyse.
Oooooh, Maryse, that was...mean.
"SHUT UP!!!" I just ruined my panties. o____o Oooooh, new Ted, I think I might get REALLY attracted to you in the future. I can totally see it. Oh yes.
....I have totally enough of Nexus. I... YOU KNOW WHO I WANT TO SEE.
Bla bla bla who cares. *does something else*
"bla bla bla AND SHEAMUS." WOOAT? EVERYTIME I'M NOT LOOKING. *replays* Uh, JoMo and Sheamus. This is going to be good.
"JOSSSSSSSSSH!" :D <3 <3 <3
Scar. Hmmm, the scar.
GRANDMA O'SHAUNESSY AGAIN XDDD <3!
It's so obvious that JoMo will not make it. I mean, come on.
And it's obvious that Sheamus will - again - get no chance to really prove himself and something will disturb the match and he wins under circumstances that will let anybody and their mothers get the chance to question him. UGH!
Okay, tell me again why Miss Plastic Surgery USA will have the chance to announce King Sheamus?
She might be pretty (that's really a question of taste) and all, but that doesn't mean that she can talk. Oh my, this will be awful.
Why's she there in the first place? Is she singing? Or did she make a DVD? Anything that needs to be selled?
She's so no life-long fan. So not.
What is she wearing?
She has some...unique nose.
Yes, I'm totally bitchy here, I know. Cause guess what, I WANT TO BE THERE TO ANNOUNCE HIM. YES. And grrrrrness. I don't even want to think about her being backstage with the superstars.
*breathes* Okay. Let's do this.
Oh god, she's READING isn't she?
And she's afraid of Sheamus' music |D Oh how I hate this kind of woman I can not even put it into words.
OH HAI KING PAPA.
Shut up girl, srsly. I might punch you. Well, it wasn't that bad. Still, shut up.
*head to desk*
"The loss against John Morrison kept Sheamus up all night I bet." He was indeed up all night. But not because of John Morrison.
Dominant Sheamus is dominant.
*cracks up at the guy in the green shirt totally jumping up and applauding as the ONLY one in the arena* XDD I'm pretty sure Sheamus saw him. LOOOOL.
"ASSSSSSSSSKHEEEM!"
Eww, Sheamus had JoMos hair in his mouth. Ewwww. Ya better brush yarr teeth, King.
Hmmm, a song is playing over and over in my head "Ich bin nach deiner Liebe so krank..." I'm so sick for your love....hmmm.
Hah, King Sheamus, I totally saw and heard you saying something to JoMo :)
God, he's so strong. And he adds more and more moves to his repertoire that I don't even know. Haaah. <3
*hisses* Great counter.
Brogue kick! And High Cross.
And bai bai King Morrison.
ALL HAIL KING SHEAMUS.
Now that has a ring to it, you got to admit that :D
...what now? He only gets the title and the throne and that crappy cape? I want him to get a title shot.
AND I CAN HAZ GREAT FEUD WITH TRIPS NOW SOON????? PLEASE?? (Demanding much tonight? I'm a queen, I can totally be demanding.)
FELLABORATION!!!
Oh how you deserve it after WEEKS of shitty storyline. Ooooh, how I needed this. Haaah. Highlight is back where it belongs - right on Sheamus.
Hopefully we see Sheamus a lot more now. Not just one match and bai bai.
Oh hai throne...who's.... ARGH!!! WHAT'S THAT GIRL STANDING NEXT TO THE THRONE. GTFO. I..... IM GOING TO.... I WANT A CAT FIGHT. NAO. WITH THAT GIRL. ME VS MISS USA. GRRRNESS!
I dare you to touch him, I dare you...Fucking double-dare you, bitch.
Aaaand she did.
WHO is she to crown him? That's made by IMPORTANT people, you know? Not just some pretty plastic girl.
It doesn't fit on his hair xDDD Oh, WWE. You'll never learn to practice things like this before the show, do you? *laughs*
That is one big scepter....That's what the Queen said.
OH HAI MIC. YES PLEASE.
"FOINALLEH!" I agree with this.
"MY SUBJECTS!" I....am totally... haaaaah <3
... Sexiest, sweatiest king ever.
I need a king icon. NOW.
"Look at that scepter!" LOL PUNK
...Oh, RAW is not over yet. Ah, we still have a match. Who cares.
Bahaha, Punk. It's not ironic, it's called marketing.
... Do not really care and am still in awe...and changing my twitter background from throne!Sheamus to King!throne!Sheamus :DD
I hope this match is all about Lawler and retiering. No, I've not heard about rumors. This is just a wish of me. K?
As if WWE would give the title to Lawler. Come on. Why am I watching this?
AWWW COLE. The love.
No real commentator left.
AWW COLE AND LAWLER :O
Punk needs to learn a lot, still xD
Crowd is not impressed. Who would be.
Punk, you little wannabe Cole.
Oh hai, it's over, finally? Gosh that was a useless ending.
Anyways... CALL ME QUEEN ANGRBOOA CAUSE MY HUBBY IS KING :D
Drinking game. Read this stream again and drink a shot everytime I wrote "king" xDD