Stream Of Consciousness (29/12/2010)

Dec 07, 2010 17:41

I feel like crap in a box. I say that a lot before I watch RAW, don't I?

Ah, I don't expect much from this episode. It has SO much potential with Sheamus' FELLAbration and maybe even TRIPS, but, yeah, I know WWE will ruin it somehow. I half expect Santino to go  on Sheamus' nerves again.

Aaah, downloaded the wrong episode. GRRNESS!

That's better.
I wish I had chips. Noo, you want to lose weight, remember?

I'm still wondering why they put the Miz-champ-upset an the Sheamus-King-upset so close to each other. They steal each other's spotlight. For months you don't give us real storylines and then BOOM two things happen at one time.
Everytime I see Coles standing ovation for Miz I laugh xD
Oh GOD I love the promos.
I love commentary!Punk into pieces. I hope he stays there. Please. PLEASE.
"Can I have your attention PLEASE!" is the new "EXCUSE ME!!"
Cole, did you gain weight?
Hatemail? Cole, u such a nerd. Since when do you care about the Internet?
"I will not apologize for the way I feel about the Miz." OMG THAT IS PURE SLASH. And so cute.
"Son"...yeah, right. You're his fangirl, not his father.
Aww, Jerry (no I will not call him "King") is so oldschool
"I'm not gonna stop yeh!" XD Puuunk.
Hah, Cole, I love your mic skillz.
LOL Punk looking to the roof when the sound of the GM came xDD
Who's going to read that email now? Punk?
LOOOL HIS FACE EXPRESSION XDD
Tell me what you want but this is a face Punk. AND I LOVE IT.
I would've been so dissapointed if he hadn't said "AND I QUOTE!" lol
I see Lawler violant and get fired in 3...2...1
Hm? Who could that-?
O__________O *SPILLS HER CHOCOLATE MILK* DADDY.
RIP Michael Cole. 8. Dezember 1968 - 6. Dezember 2010 
Ooooh,  Daddy looks so heel. Oh, the memories. Ooohyeah.
So if the Miz/Cole relationship is true, Mike would come out to save Michael :D 
Damn, Daddy. Your parents should get an award for making you. Srsly.
If Randal would glare at me like this, I'd come and then die of fear. XDD
God lord, why is he so heel tonight?
Miz and you alike? Daddy, you drank before the show again?
I love when Randy just glares, his forehead giving a shadow over his eyes and someone taking a photo and the flash lightenes his eyes for a second and they're a very bright blue. Oaaah. <3
And there he is. Saving his girlfriend, I mean saving Michael.
"Yeaaah,that'snotgonnahappen." I love Mizzys mic skillz.
Miz u so tanned. Like Daddy. Is there a "You're the champion, here's your own tanning salon"-policy. Wow, Alex is even deeper tanned o__O wtf.
Daddy his name is A-Ry not A-Riley xD "He doesn't even count as ONE." LOL pwned.
Lol Alex. Suicidal moment?
Someone explain to me why A-Ry still has the briefcase?!
Lol, Randal pwns. As always.
God, the crowd doesn't get any jokes.
"So I'm gonna thing LONG and HARD." That's what she said.
Randals neck looks like he is headbanging a lot.
RKO!... awful crowd is still awful.
"I think Michael Cole stumbled and fell" XDD Punk.
Josh, aww, nobody ever pays attention to you. I like you!

"I come from money...." And I come from this music....srsly.
It's Sir Theodore from the new continent! :D
I LOVE that ring gear, Maryse.
Tag team? YAY!
WTF why Bellas backstage? They're REALLY going on my nerves lately.
WOULD U STOP FLRITING WITH BRYAN. He's not interested!!
Awww, Maryse has a bruise *wants to kiss it better*
Punk: "I don't think I have to tell either of you, gentlemen, how IMPORTANT this match is. It is absolutely all on the line, all of it." Punk, you sarcasm turns me into a fan, you know that right?
"I hope another Maryse is walking down the ramp" Lol, no, Aksana is gone. Where is she btw?
"I'm a fan of Bryan Daniel..." "Daniel Bryan." Aww, Punk. Marry me.
"Did you just call ME 'Miz'?!"
*coughs at angry!Ted*
AWWW Maryse D: 
That's why I don't like the Bellas. And of course because they're always running around Sheamus.
*inhales sharply at angry!Ted*
Wow 4 way elimination tag team matches and I DON'T CARE ON ONE MATCH.

EW Otunga. That's ANOTHER Nexus shirt? Wow.
Oh god, WWE. Taped interview with a Rookie? Really? That's even difficult for stars like John. And Otunga is so bad at the Mic. Ewwk.
KNOCK ON THE DOOR. That's so John :DDD KICK HIM JOHN KICK HIIIIIM.
I love ninja!John, can you tell? XD
"Hey!" :D *pow pow*
Was that Husky Harris?!

Lol WHAT?! DHS vs Tyson Kidd with NO PROMO and no nothing?!! Wow, that's a shame. Should anybody feel excited about this now? It was AGES ago that they boke up and now they face on a regular RAW? What a fucking shame. Srsly. They deserve better, even though I think they're boring. I know all they need are just lessons on the mic and some good storylines.
"Who is this WHAT is this?"
Actually, can I have a man this big walking out after me, being all Pit Bull after my enemies? Can I?
Uhm...he IS huge. He's bigger than Papa, me thinks o_O
WHAT??? DHS is 6'6 - the same height as Papa - and he looks TINY next to that stranger. WHO IS THAT?!
Whoever that is, I want him as my pet.
I'm just watching this match for the stranger (CAUSE MAMA LIKES 'HEM BIG)
That was close.

Ewww, Gaybriel Closeup. GTFO of my screen.
Slater, you're not much better.
Slater is such a panicking chicken. Lol.
STOP the Nexus closeups PLEASE. Unless it's Wade.

@Hitman_fan just informed me that the giant is Jackson Andrews and comes from Booker T's school.

TAMINA y u always stealingz my hair styles? XDDD Straigthened hair ftw. You look great, girl.
Mark Henry gets a pop! Yay!
*skip skip skip*
"I always wanted to do this..." Awww, Josh. U such a cutie.

And there is John-John. As NOBODY expected. *sarcastic*
Someday the crowd will rip John apart. Gosh.
Aww, Tamina.
I love her for kicking off her shoes.

CORONATION CEREMONY, baby.
Hey, Lawler, a little more respect for KING SHEAMUS, please.

OH HAI THRONE. I need to write fic of you.
*SNORTS SO HARD* Baby what are you WEARING. You look like... I don't actually know. ASome kind of really cheap vampire devil king maybe? XDD Halloween is over, baby.
Crowd's a little o___O 
God, that is a beautiful throne.
And I got to agree with Lawler, here, that is the UGLIEST crown ever. Guess it's from the Celts (although I don't think so). Sheamus, man, you look like a dung beetle XDDDDDD



Bahahaha.

"ETZ GUD TO BE KEEENG!" Man, how I love this boy. Oh and the smile.
Can't stop staring at his crown.
History lesson with Sheamus. OH YEZ.
Aaaaah yesssssss.
Ew, no JoMo. Stop no, get out! Let him talk! Let him teach us history lessons ALL NIGHT LONG.
Crown joke by Morrison in 3....2...1...
Pwned by Sheamus :D
Sheamus laughter. I'm done. Good bye me.
"Your highness" or "The king of the WWE"
"What I want most, Morrison [...] I want you to get down on your hands and knees...and bow to your king" ... Can't...speak..
*replay*
*replay*
*replay*
*replay*
I get a new mobile phone and I'm pretty sure what I get as my ring tone "I want you to get down to your hands and knees...".
Damn, the possibilities. If WWE was NOT pg, I was a diva and on JoMo's place... the endless possibilities.
"GET DOWN ON YARR KNEES ROIGHT NAOO!!" ... Okay, forget what i just said. THAT will be on my mobile phone.
NOT THE THRONE!!
.... I hate this storyline. I do. It makes Sheamus look like a whimp. DAMNIT STAND UP AND PUNT HIM INTO A BLODDY MESS. SRSLY.
Great celebration for a KING. Wtf, WWE.
Sheamus has a new ring gear. Kinda golden. Aww.

Lol, Punk looking confused from left to right to left to right xD
Melinaaa
Natalyaaaa
Wow, this has a chance of being true wrestling O__O
I just have to mute it so I don't hear LayCool or Lawler.
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Punk. Srsly. U are incredible.
Wooow, Natalya <3
Okay, muted. I'll listen to Disturbed while watching to this match. I can't stand the stupid talk.
Aww, they shook hands. Which reminds me, WWE why you let two faces fight against each other? Oh, that's right, cause all heel!divas suck right now (except for Maryse, maybe). Hah.
Shit, this is awesome. The matches look so much better when nobody's talking shit in your ear. Try it too.
Man this looks like a match of Zatanna vs Black Canary :D Awesome idea for next year's Halloween? Yeah, I know, I'm genius.
Lol at Melinas faces xD
What now? Beth coming out? Is this a running gag now that Beth doesn't get real matches but comes out to beat down persons?

Aww, Master!Miz.
"is on his hands...and knees.." What's with that position tonight? Why does everybody want someone else on their knees? RAW y u so horny?
Hm? What's the main event tonight?!
Hm. :|
Chair-match?
Table-match.
Wow, the crowd is so lousy.
Miz looks so CUTE in his clothes. :D
Randy turns every shitty storyline into something intense.
Johnny. <3
"Security, we have a jumper. Security?" XD
Husky Harris is totally fine. I think John should injure them so much, that they're OUT. One by one. Week by week. Until there's only Wade left. THAT would be a storyline. What's this bullcrap about? Oh, I attack you, so your NECK hurts. Wtf.
YOU'RE FIRED...but you come back every week.
Good lord, WWE, get some great creative for fuck's sake. Srsly. Those inconsistent storylines are ridiculous.
Ohhh, John. See, WWE? All the TALENT you got there. Wasted.
JOOOOOHN <3 "Ding ding ding!"
Neeexuuus faaaalling apaaaaaaart *sings*
"John! MY DIET SODA! WHAT R U DOING?!" You don't learn, Punk, huh? Take that soda in your hands next time. LOL.
Awww, see, John GIVES you the soda!! ... And you throw it away. Nice manners. Not.

... Like I expected.
Miz, Sheamus, John/Nexus...all those storylines have SO much potential...nothing comes out of it. All wasted. Ugh.
But I do love that new man, Jackson Andrews :D

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