I'm back on track, bitches!
... I know nobody cares, but I'm here anyways xD
Bret Hart. Wtf.
OH GOD CHRISTIAN STOP WHINING. Man, you're almost as bad as a heel as Edge. I WANTZ JERICHO BACK.
FUCK YOUR LAWYERS, god that storyline is awful. Loved HHH's reaction on RAW "You have a contract with me. Or in other words: I'm your boss."
STEEL CAGE WHOOOO!!
Mark Henry, oh hai, your storyline is almost worse than Christians. Wtf, nobody believes you after 15 years of babyface.
Come on Bret, give us a triple threat steel cage match so that feeling of seeing reruns again and again will stop.
HJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN <- that's about the sound I make when Sheamus appears. A little bit like a
dog whining for his mother. Embarassing but true. Glad he never hears that xD
OH GOD STOP BEING SO SEXY.
Why does every shirt on you look like made out of sex? Is that sex-fabric? Is that made out of testosterone?
Okay, I don't understand you , but OMG KEEP TALKING.
"Foerrrrm."
Anyone but me imagining Sheamus' sexy uncle? ... Hmmn.
"... CASTRATED." And all the little Jimmys go "Dad, what's castrated?"
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It would have been so hilarious if Sheamus would sing that song to Mark Henry later XDD #MeForCreativeWriter
Get him, boy, get him.
I love this brave, angry Sheamus. Long time no see.
Still not sure about Sheamus' eye colour. I think it's grey.
DB! Bryaaaaaaaaan! <3
Woaaaah. This is why DB should be a main eventer. Instead of guys like... Mark Henry for example.
But he isn't. Christian is and will win this. Eurgh.
See?
GOD SO TIRED OF BOOKER-T AS COMMENTATOR. U suck man, so bad, it's ridiculous. Shut up already.
Great. I just missed Jericho and now you show me his footage. Gimme back my grumpy bear!
I still really don't get it: So instead of just making better storylines and better matches, they mix old footage into the new shows, ripping it out of it's context and storyline and showing it to the people? That's as well as showing a sign into the face of the fans like "LOOK HOW GOOD WE USED TO BE." ... Although it's not really the best footage they could have shown. .... I DON'T GET IT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT PLEASE. Are they're running out of money or are they just lazy? Or do they want to remember guys like Edge and Jericho so they can come back someday? WTF U DOING WWE I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
Man, imma skip the rest, my heart hurts too much from missing Y2J.
Wade, your shoulders make me nervous. Push me against a wall and I might forget about Sheamus for a split second.
Fuck, nasty thoughts <3
He looks like a gladiator and talks like a gentleman. It iritates me everytime. At least Sheamus talks like he looks: an irish rowdy <3
Sorry, Wade, I totally forgot to listen to you, haha. *rewinds*
Okay, you always lose me at "orchestrated". You make it sound soooo nice. Say it again! *rewinds*
*rewinds*
:D
... Still not getting what he's saying, haha. Anybody really wonders why it takes me 3 hours to watch a show?
He has a point though.
Sin Cara is great and probably the only superstar me AND my boyfriend like... but without his voice it's hard to make a storyline for him. And omg, Heath Slater, you're so not interesting *skip* Sorry, Sin Cara.
Legacy Reunion rerun! - Actually I didn't look yet but I think the slash fics on LJ EXPLODED since that moment. Especially the Candy ones. I myself am tempted to write Candy. WHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Oh and Ted <3
"I will not RKO Ted Dibiase!" :D
Hah... close up of (almost) naked Randy. I want to be a cameraman...
Whut? Randal AND Ted in ONE match? ME GUSTA.
God, Randal, look how you've grown. And I don't mean your facial hair.
Face Randal is SO ADORABLE.
Man, I miss Teds theme song...
MAN I MISS LEGACY. THE HEARTBREAK. UUUGH.
Cody, a light-pink tie? Really? Next time ask Ted to buy you a suit. He has more style and MORE HETEROSEXUAL TASTE like you, haha.
Can't stop staring at Ted. Sorry. In my eyes Cody's cute and all, but he's not the one I'd pick. Nope.
"I do believe in miracles. And here's my unicorn: Teddy." And Ted looks at him all "What are you talking about dude?"
Wtf a friend posts me cat videos on FB while I want to download "Final Destination 5" for my boy. DON'T INTERRUPT ME SHEAMUS TOIME.
GOD TEDWARD. Stop being so cute or I might say to Sheamus to catch you in the streets while you cut the lawn or something and make you my pet in the basement. GRR.
A sign that says "SIGN OF THE WEEK"... really? Wow, you're so witty. Totally. NOT.
Lol, tumblr.
This match would be so much better without Booker-T in my ears. True story.
Aww, poor Teddy. U did a great job though. You can still be my pet :)
As if Ted Dibiase needed a bag over his head. Come on. Like NO WAY.
Don't stop the Legacy-Storyline :((
TAAAMIIIIIIIINAAAA.
ANOTHER K ELLY KELLY MATCH. R U SERIOUS!!!!!??? IM SO TIRED OF HER I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT.
Taminas look says it all.
Natalya <3 <3
Tamina should be part 3 in the Divas Of Doom <3
OH NO NOT KHALI. Nobody cares, really.
Look at all the fucks I clearly don't give.
Zek, you know I love, you, but no. Just no. *skips*
Another Randal close up.
And that dark, vibrating voice <3
God, finally, main event time.
Excuse me while I go to my bed and fangirl all over myself.
Pulling at Sheamo's hair... rawwwr.
Now that's my man <3
"He looks like he was one of those kids who never got bullied..." WTF BOOKER-T THIS IS YOUR JOB. AT LEAST TRY TO DO IT RIGHT!! Sheamus was bullied his whole childhood long. He says that in EVERY interview. Get your facts straight, you idiot.
"The thing we learned about Sheamus is that he has a incredibly high tolerance of pain..."
*beavis and butthead snicker* Man, I heard people say Sheamus is rough and physical in the ring, but DAMN Mark Henry is hurting Sheamus here. Really.
DON'T U DARE TAKE HIM OUT FOR WEEKS. I JUST CAME BACK TO HIM!!!!
Go away, Sheamus. Go! Goooo!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :(
....hmng.