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[angry_otter]

please tell me I'm not the only one who feels kind of sad that I never recognize the memes that go around anymore, because I'm almost never on here

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[anangelnamedlie]

there was also a woman here taking a tour today who had to be in her fifties and was dressed like a thirteen year old. a really slutty thirteen year old, right down to the hookerlicious light up stripper heels. and a purse that also functioned as a working clock.

That is AWESOME.

[angry_otter]

it's awesome in theory, but actually kind of terrifying when you're confronted with the reality.

[kittenbonanza]

What did her hair look like? Was it crimped? Because the crimping iron probably should never have been invented.