so, I'm updating from home now.

how, you might ask?

why, from a laptop, of course.

you know how I used to spend way too much of my free time online at home?

yeah.

weird weekend ( Read more... )

my roommate told me last night that she tried to put a curse on me because my products were always better than hers.

that might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

PS-Imissyouguyslikecrazy,forserious

listening to a french man talk about caramelizing sugar is a strangely erotic experience ( Read more... )

I'm tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes and then being termed a bitch when I retaliate ( Read more... )

apparently I have strep in my EYELID ( Read more... )

so, I woke up today, and my eyelid was all swollen and unpleasant looking.

it feels kind of better now, but it still hurts, and is still weirdly swollen. I'm wondering if a trip to the doctor's is in order, if only because pain when blinking is really inconvenient. and painful.

fuck fuck fuck it's COLD outside.

and in other news, my eye hurts really bad.

in other other news, the head chef of my whole school is having a conversation about three feet away from me about oozing pus-filled nipples.

how unpleasant.

Jenni, do you remember Plutonium Man ( Read more... )

last night was sitting in the urgicare waiting room for almost four hoursand finally talking to SARAH, who is the love of my life today. well, along with cheesecake covered in chocolate and orange slices. that's also the love of my life, but considering it's cheesecake covered in chocolate and orange slices, I'm not sure much of anyone could ( Read more... )