and I just found out that the mixers we use in class cost almost FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS apiece. which would explain to me why they don't have more of them ( Read more... )

( boring beyond all belief.....plus my address! but mostly boring )

I TOTALLY FORGOT

on the way here, my mom and I drove through the storm that dropped TWENTY-SIX FUCKING TORNADOES IN WISCONSIN

yeah, those spinning clouds sure were great.

first day of school. I'm a little disappointed, because all we did all morning was take notes while a guy with REALLY WEIRD FACIAL HAIR (the caps were absolutely necessary for emphasis) droned on and on AND ON about flour. seriously, flour. and I know that's kind of what I'm here for, but seriously. flour ( Read more... )

( late night frolics part deux )

( click here or be eternally damned.... )

"Mmmm....entrails."

seriously, that kind of sums up my day so far.

this sums up how I feel today.

"I'll never forget the day that I found god in the kitchen knife."

why am I so weird?

arg ( Read more... )

things which I am willing to trade for awesome pictures of things.

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i've been mistaking
mailboxes
for hitchhikers
again
stopping to offer them rides
but they never accept
(bastards)