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[angryamoeba]

So I went to a strip club last night for a friend's 18th birthday. All the guys get outta the car and I pull up to the valet. He opens the door and asks "Are you here to dance?"

NO JOKE.

So I look at him and kindly respond, "No, I'm here with them..." "Oh, I'm sorry!"

fin.

I AM NOT A STRIPPER!!!

Comments

[illegal_blondy]

AHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
AHAHA
wow! You actually should be a little flattered...but offended at the same time

[angryamoeba]

i know, i'm leanin more toward offended though... :-(

[rip_my_sweater]

that's fucking fantastic, lia.