Ok, so Major Tom is Peter Schilling's song and I wrote Bowie. That doesn't mean I confused it with Ground Control to Major Tom or anything. That's ridiculous, and you're a complete boob for saying it.
I just read the funniest Sarah Palin joke ever conceived on the Onion AV Club message boards, but I'm not going to repeat it here because it is in horrible taste. I know, my life's a mile a minute, right?