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[angrylittlelady]

 I need to make $800. FAST.

Any ideas?

Comments

[icy_illusions]

Sell your organs on the black market.

And why do you need $800?

[angrylittlelady]

Unfortunately, I cannot sell my boobs. (technically, they are glands)
I must wash my mouth out with soap.
Do you need a kidney?

[gilove2dance]

Work at Tim Hortons? They hire almost on the spot?

[angrylittlelady]

lol I love you Lindsay.

[heyitskathy]

strip?

[angrylittlelady]

Unfortunately, that's not how I roll. However, the suggestion made me laugh,therefore making me less depressed about my poverty.

[brokenwings142]

Sell crack/your body/your first born?

[angrylittlelady]

I always knew that teenage pregnancy had an upside. Why did I waste all my time on abstinence?

[brokenwings142]

This is what I'm saying! The little munchkin is worth it's weight in GOLD on the black market.
Don't tell Dean I make jokes like this.

[icy_illusions]

:O I'M TELLING! Hahahaha
Kidding, I've sold several of my own children already!! :) You know, with all that sex I've been having lately, they're just SHOOTING out and rolling in the cash!
Gillian, you've gotta try it.
:P

[i_am_anjuli]

Medical experiments?
Mascot?
Paper route?
Dog walking?
Dealing? And I don't mean cards.

[angrylittlelady]

I understand the cards comment now.
You mean dealing with my POVERTY. Got it.

HAHA.

ps. i'm not stupid. I know you meant drugs.