My car was broken into. I woke up and my window was smashed and my stereo was gone. The stereo stopped working a long time ago anyway. The only thing worth money were my text books and my parking permit. And they werent touched so whatever.

Man, I need a massage.

-Jason

I've been wanting to write about someone lately. JESUS, I love that guy. He's so cool. But I dont believe all that shit people say about him. You know, I'm not sure how some rumors get started ( Read more... )

So its been a while since I last updated. I've been busy with stuff so I thought I'd let you know whats on my mind ( Read more... )

So I'm a grill chef. Awesome. The kids love tuna melts ( Read more... )

If you ever get the chance to fart in an empty hallway, do it. The echo is amazing.

Tell someone a lie and they'll thank you. Tell someone a truth and they'll hate you. Why is that?

I've been having some crazy dreams lately.

Two down one to go and I am kicking ass.

Hey Thorndike, you can suck it! I'm just kidding dude youre cool.

I've been doing a little bit of thinking, and if there's one thing I'm certain of its this. Mexicans love midgets. Its true. If youre a midget there will always be a place for you on spanish television.

-Jason

I finally took David DeAngelo off my heroes list. Is it just me or did that guy Kill David Duchovny and steal his initials? The world will never know.

I'm gonna apply for some need based scholarships. I figure I need, so why not? I'm no more deserving than anyone else so I've got a plan thats so crazy, it just might work. I'm going to tell the ( Read more... )

I am the ultimate test taker. I AM, the ULTIMATE TEST TAKER. I am...and the world welcomes me....the UNIVERSITY welcomes.....

God bless multiple choice, God bless scantrons and GOD BLESS AMERICA.

-Jason

Today's topic.............JESUS

I've been thinking a lot about that dude lately. As kid I never got it. This one day in class  we were going over different religions. And the teacher asked us who the gods of the different religions were. When we got to christianity. I said, "God" everyone else said "Jesus." I was wrong.

According that class anyway.

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