Don't Fucking mess with Brach's Candy Corn.

My tube broke god damn it and I was so much fun too.

My favorite physical aliments are Scurvy and Leprosy. They are without a doubt the funniest ailments you can contract.

I will get no sleep tomorrow because of Ivan the not so terrible but terrible enough to close taco feo for the day making it impossible to do my modeling project on time and the like. I have to go at 8 a.m to einstein's bagels and clock people going through the line until like 12 at which time my group will begin our write up and at 2 I will go to ( Read more... )

SO yeah I haven't updated this in awhile so here it is. Dun dun dun dun dun du duuuuunnnnne UPDATED

Ok today I went to see Napoleon Dynamite with Jeff and Buckley. This plotless wonder totally rocked. I recommend all you to see it. We also went to zesto and their ice cream rules. That is all I have to say now. So fuck off

ok I have a real reason to write in my thingy. I went to see Supersize Me at the ex-Madstone( I hate lefont they took a cool place and made it suck a little inside (see Greg's rant to buckley last night or rather just ask him about it)) and loved it. I knew he screwed up his body for the experiment but holy human collectors items batman I had no ( Read more... )

Ok so steven has been checking this on occasion so I will update with m current situation. I work at 7 a.m on the fourth of july thats right my life rules.

DAMN YOU FINALS SO SLEEPY EAT WOODIES COFFEE TASTE LIKE JOCK STRAP ERIC IDIOT FOR LIKING WON"T SLEEP TILL NEXT MORNING MAKING CARTOON NO IDEA HOW TO POST IT MUST HOLD OUT OR MIGHT SUFFER BRIAN AWAKE FOR NO REASON STREAM OF CONCISENESS ENDING

Today I went with the Buckley to see The Producers in the Fabulous Fox Theater. It was amazing. I do suggest you go before it is gone (Sunday hurry up you lazy bastards). Seats in the last row only cost $22 (I am cheap) for 2 hours and 45 minutes of hilarity. They changed the ending a little from the movie but is just as good. The stage was ( Read more... )