Business is slow. The Ford plant in Monroe closed but they should be breaking ground on Fermi III (nuclear power plant) within the next 2 years in the area. That will make a boom in the local economy ( Read more... )

How do I feel about you being a mommy ( Read more... )

After the 5th beer and 5th shot of new years eve I pondered what crazy shanagans should I do in 2009. So I grabbed a pen from the bartender and started scribbling on a bar napkin. Every time I make progress on this list it will be updated in here.

IN NO SPECIFIC ORDER:

1. Go to the zoo
2. Road trip to Las Vegas
3. Wrestle a bear
4. Watch Animal Planet for 24 hours ( Read more... )

The thought of someone else looking at the sparkles in your eyes makes me pray for the moon and earth to collide ( Read more... )

I feel like a compilation of worst case scenarios, a list of bad ideas transcended into life.

I am the blade of a killer, an instrument of destruction.

I drown my liver in booze.

I smoke two packs a day.

I love women that never love me back.

I destroy everything I find beautiful.
I need vindication, a moral victory.

I have no idea of which battles I ( Read more... )

As the sleeping giant rubs his eyes he peers into his mirror.

He made a deal with the devil to sleep for five years for nothing in return... he had to pay his debts for past sins.

All he can comprehend are his primal instincts to eat, drink, smash.

It looks like his slate has been wiped clean, just in time for him to fuck it all up again.

Should "The Sam" even bother with this thing anymore?

Follow the leader little brave souls. The earth will tremble and the bell of death tolls.

I feel like I have been had... She was never the one for me. hah, the joke is on me. I seen this comming a mile away, who am i kidding

I'm getting idle threats from the local wannabe hardass cop already... Man, I hope his lawyer is as good as mine if he wants to keep it up.